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Wormholes (mander.xyz)
submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] CluckN 49 points 4 months ago (3 children)

They need to explain their wormhole by getting a piece of paper and stabbing a pencil through it.

[–] Viking_Hippie 26 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

As long as they remember to fold the paper first. Otherwise they have to start over from the beginning.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

A pop rivet is a better example

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Best case scenario, they rip the piece out of a students textbook, which probably cost 200 $, without asking them first (thor love and thunder)

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago (1 children)

TBH that is the correct approach. Imagine if they tried to undo the poodle wormhole that they don't even understand and instead created a negative wormhole with Antimatter Poodles.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

At least they’d have a new, renewable energy source

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Wouldnt the Earth be destroyed before the energy is used?

[–] NoSpotOfGround 8 points 4 months ago

At least they’d have a new, renewable energy source and reduced energy consumption.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I see nothing wrong in an infinite amount of poodles.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Poodles are easily some of the worst dogs to care for and they're known for being aggressive.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Do you have any evidence to back up that claim?

I might be biased but I have a poodle and he is absolutely the best, and not aggressive at all, in fact he's more or less bemused when other dogs feel the need to bark at him.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Dogs that attract shitty owners all "tend to be aggressive."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Personally, that'd be nightmarish. But to each their own infinitesimal bliss,I guess.