this post was submitted on 21 May 2024
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[–] Zachariah 103 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Oh! “enthusiasm”; not “euthanasia”. Makes so much more sense now. That’s what I get for earl morning reading.

[–] flicker 29 points 5 months ago

I can't speak for the others, but my upvote is because I read it the exact same way.

[–] Ironfacebuster 15 points 5 months ago

Computer, earl morning reading. Lukewarm.

[–] samus12345 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)
[–] Zachariah 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Tell me you’re a millennial without telling me you’re a millennial.

[–] samus12345 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] Zachariah 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Overlooked again, as usual.

[–] samus12345 4 points 5 months ago

Eh, whatever.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Glad it wasn't just me

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago
[–] ultraviolence 48 points 5 months ago

Sir, that’s my registered mental support toad

[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

That is one handsome fella, look at his size! I'm in awe because of this ginormous lad!

[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] deathmetal27 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The guy's expression tells all that needs to be said.

[–] moistclump 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345 5 points 5 months ago

"Unhand me, sir!"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Is it wrong that I want to gently poke his leathery rotund belly

[–] edgemaster72 1 points 5 months ago

What an absolute unit

[–] samus12345 35 points 5 months ago

"That's the most unprofessional-"

"You're hired!"

[–] FuglyDuck 15 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

I’d hire her,

Most people aren’t qualified and lie anyway. At least she sounds interesting,

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Toad is enough qualification for me.

[–] samus12345 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It is a very cute toad. Hired! And I guess she's hired as well.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Look how polite & sophisticated it looks, ofc their human can come too, is prob well trained.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

Pretty clever to bring hypno-toad to a job interview but need to be careful that it doesn't steal your job.

[–] uservoid1 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] realitista 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I was able to track it down to there but the content looked too varied for him to be the author of the comic. But I will take it on your word to put it in the header. Thanks.

[–] Anticorp 12 points 5 months ago (3 children)

It is (not) Wednesday my dudes!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

But it is wednesday, my dudes!

[–] Anticorp 2 points 5 months ago
[–] Aurelius 2 points 5 months ago

Wednesdays are but a day on the calendar, the spirit of Wednesday is an unstoppable force!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

"This was my last boss, after he wouldn't give me a raise. What about you, do you think I'm qualified to work here?"

[–] LaunchesKayaks 6 points 5 months ago

He looks very polite

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Hire that frog.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Hades II ass interview

[–] Aurelius 4 points 5 months ago

I'm in full support of bring your toad to work day!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] samus12345 2 points 5 months ago

I dare you to move

[–] Iheartcheese -2 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (3 children)
[–] realitista 4 points 5 months ago

Look on the table

[–] 4thDimensionDuck 1 points 5 months ago

they're both a kilogram

[–] BigAssZombie 1 points 5 months ago

i guess toad also mean despicable/meanness, opposite of enthusiasm

[–] Addv4 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Am I the only one that read that with Matt Berry's voice?

[–] ripcord 1 points 5 months ago

I'm seeing Dan Avidan

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

The man or the woman?

Because "Ooooughhh, you MEEEAN my... Tooooooooaughd." Could easily be a Matt Berry quote

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago