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Hoovering schneef. (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago by BonesOfTheMoon to c/[email protected]

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[–] ummthatguy 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You took over the tiff. Out tangoed the tosser. Tough titties on that trade you twit, no truce.

[–] ummthatguy 3 points 1 month ago

Underestimated, unequivocal, and unforgiving usurper. Unity as usual uplifts usefulness. Understand?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

If you've got a problem with Canada Gooses you've got a problem with me. And I suggest you let that one marinate.

[–] irish_link 6 points 1 month ago

I love that you were accurate with your placement.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I've hoovered up a bit of schneef in my day

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Have you hoovered barnyard schneef?

[–] ummthatguy 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've hoovered schneef off the yolk of an ox.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Have you hoovered library schneef?

[–] ummthatguy 1 points 1 month ago

I've hoovered schneef off the D-day microfilm roll.

[–] johannesvanderwhales 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait do people do lines off of cell phones these days?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yes, that is the common practice. You'd think the bacteria off your fingers would get into your nose that way