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[–] ChihuahuaOfDoom 35 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Walking around with shit in my boots rubbing against my legs would drive me crazy. (Edited for clarity, my nuts are self driving)

[–] postnataldrip 11 points 7 months ago

You're thinking of a steering wheel down the pants

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Ok, but like statistically, most of them folk would be unable to get the gun (or the sauce) out of their boots when not at least sitting down.

Then again, sitting whilst eating eggs is customary, and if they misbehave, well, use case confirmed.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Maybe it's just an elaborate bottle opener for when that stubborn cap isn't bloody cooperating

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

... not that the stubborn cap wouldn't get shot at first ... (with a regular gun, or with an elaborate gun disguised as a bottle opener)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Yeah I put Tabasco sauce on my eggs. Too bad if that makes you think I am absolutely unhinged. I don't care, but glad you noticed. This is a good 2500 on the Scoville scale, you know. I would say that it's equivalent to being hit in the balls by a Canyonero driven by a rabid scorpion. But I don't mind it. In fact I also put some on my pizzas, that's how easy it is for me. Did I mention that I have a gun? Yes I am heterosexual, very much so.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I just eat hot sauce for breakfast, hold the eggs.

PS: 2,500 Scoville is amateur territory, Sriracha has that much. Tabasco also makes a Scorpion sauce that clocks in around 25,000.

[–] no_comment 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Never tried (or even seen) that one but I can recommend this stuff:

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Pfft, that's for amateurs.

[–] no_comment 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Goes great on this

[–] harmsy 1 points 7 months ago

I've never been much of a sauce guy. I regularly cook with habanero powder instead.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Why is there a gun in that boot?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] ChihuahuaOfDoom 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Instructions unclear, picked myself up by my bootstraps and now there's a hole in my foot...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Had to get the snake out

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Tabasco is disgusting and not real hot sauce.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

I wouldn't say it's disgusting. For me it is just hot without really any other interesting flavour.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

"With a side of hot sauce and cowardice"

😂

[–] thehatfox 3 points 7 months ago

“There’s a ~~snake~~ gun in my boot!”