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[–] ChihuahuaOfDoom 35 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Walking around with shit in my boots rubbing against my legs would drive me crazy. (Edited for clarity, my nuts are self driving)

[–] postnataldrip 11 points 1 month ago

You're thinking of a steering wheel down the pants

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ok, but like statistically, most of them folk would be unable to get the gun (or the sauce) out of their boots when not at least sitting down.

Then again, sitting whilst eating eggs is customary, and if they misbehave, well, use case confirmed.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe it's just an elaborate bottle opener for when that stubborn cap isn't bloody cooperating

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

... not that the stubborn cap wouldn't get shot at first ... (with a regular gun, or with an elaborate gun disguised as a bottle opener)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Yeah I put Tabasco sauce on my eggs. Too bad if that makes you think I am absolutely unhinged. I don't care, but glad you noticed. This is a good 2500 on the Scoville scale, you know. I would say that it's equivalent to being hit in the balls by a Canyonero driven by a rabid scorpion. But I don't mind it. In fact I also put some on my pizzas, that's how easy it is for me. Did I mention that I have a gun? Yes I am heterosexual, very much so.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I just eat hot sauce for breakfast, hold the eggs.

PS: 2,500 Scoville is amateur territory, Sriracha has that much. Tabasco also makes a Scorpion sauce that clocks in around 25,000.

[–] no_comment 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Never tried (or even seen) that one but I can recommend this stuff:

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Pfft, that's for amateurs.

[–] no_comment 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Goes great on this

[–] harmsy 1 points 1 month ago

I've never been much of a sauce guy. I regularly cook with habanero powder instead.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Why is there a gun in that boot?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ChihuahuaOfDoom 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Instructions unclear, picked myself up by my bootstraps and now there's a hole in my foot...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Had to get the snake out

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Tabasco is disgusting and not real hot sauce.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I wouldn't say it's disgusting. For me it is just hot without really any other interesting flavour.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

"With a side of hot sauce and cowardice"

😂

[–] thehatfox 3 points 1 month ago

“There’s a ~~snake~~ gun in my boot!”