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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.cringecollective.io/post/5626

can't make this shit up

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[–] Supervisor194 120 points 1 month ago (2 children)

So... they think it will... vaccinate them?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Truly it boggles the mind.

[–] Stern 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

There is the tale (which has a grain of truth in it.) of how vaccination from chickenpox came to be via milkmaids and cowpox, so maybe folks think bird flu will work the same?

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3758677/

[–] KISSmyOSFeddit 43 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

We're playing Plague Inc on easy mode.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

"Sick people given hugs"

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago

Papa nurgle smiles upon mankind, i guess.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago

MAGA tards: ivermectin on one hand, industrial raw milk in the other

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Serious question, does consuming a virus give a similar viral load as inhaling an equal amount?

[–] GentriFriedRice 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Assuming you mean viral load referring to mucuses or blood of the infected. Given that the human influenza virus' entry requires the viral surface proteins (hemagglutinin (HA)) to bind to acids present on respiratory epithelial cells along with cleavage of HA by host cell proteases (enzymes that breakdown proteins) to facilitate membrane fusion. These trypsin-like proteases are mainly expressed in airway tissues, restricting influenza viral tissue response to the respiratory tract. I would say it would be highly unlikely for influenza viral replication existing in an environment lacking this crucial interaction let alone a low-pH environment like the GI tract

[–] jaybone 1 points 1 month ago

But probably not a good idea anyway?

[–] Crackhappy 8 points 1 month ago

That's a fascinating question. I'd love to hear from an actual epidemiologist.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

You don't swallow all of the milk and thus not all of the virus particles. There's always some residue that can then start to infect you just as if you inhaled the virus.

[–] jaybone 19 points 1 month ago

My milkshake brings all the boys to graveyard

And they’re like, it’s better than SARS.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

I used to think if these people did the dumb things they would die before having any impact on the rest of us.

[–] Coldgoron 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Still unlikely to develop human to human transmission this way.

[–] Hobbes_Dent 12 points 1 month ago

It's truly our way.

Millenia of storytelling: These are things that can happen, let's make sharing information fun.

History: Look at all this misery. Look at it.

Post-covid: Ok boys, we gave it a go. Good job overall, but we need to do better next time. Let's hit the showers then the replays to see what we can do better.

Us: Why is this happening? Who did this to me? Because I've been kept in the dark I will decide how to handle this new situation and spread the word.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I say we let natural selection take its course

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] jeffw 5 points 1 month ago

Plz don’t, I’m a human who has to encounter these people.

Also, I work in healthcare please god no

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I mean, it may give 'em immunity. Just not how they think it should (although I'm not sure if they can think at all) :D

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Natural selection:

[–] NoSpiritAnimal 3 points 1 month ago

Good news! The mortality rate is so high it's unlikely to spread as far as COVID!

[–] Donjuanme 3 points 1 month ago

It can be passed from mammary glands? That's.... Oh it must be on the skin and getting mixed into the product...

[–] TrickDacy 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Whatever this is refuses to load for me

[–] Psaldorn 2 points 1 month ago

I get that a lot and have to click the "hd" full version button for it to load