this post was submitted on 07 May 2024
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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Looks really nice, but I can't handle spicy foods. Any tips to make it a little milder?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Milk‽ I said less spicy! My God, man, I'm not a machine!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's just missing some cauliflower

[–] Denalduh 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If the chicken breast was boiled, I believe it could get whiter.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I have a feeling that the chicken was microwaved

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 4 points 1 month ago

Just freeze it and thaw it once, then boil it again.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thank you.

Now I don't want to eat for the rest of my life.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 6 points 1 month ago

You're welcome

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

I thought this was a picture of Neptune at first.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Is that cooked chicken-breast with rice and mayonaise?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Cooked is very generous term here

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 7 points 1 month ago

MVP chicken with rngice and gamernnaise

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

I just had a very good lunch. This image has offended it

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thought I was looking at ice cream at first.

[–] x4740N 5 points 1 month ago
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 4 points 1 month ago

I'm sorry your stomach is having a stomache

[–] BreadOven 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 5 points 1 month ago

Mmmmm salmon