Damn. The Onion is on top of shit. Good for them
this post was submitted on 06 May 2024
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"satire" hits harder when the world is on fire.
Quotations for sure. They're literally just reporting.
They pretty much hit it 💯 of the time.
I ate the onion for 3 whole seconds on this one. I'd believe it.
It's not a false headline. This is what Israel did last night.
Some of these fanatics at Al Jazeera have even sacrificed their lives for the cause, dying as they carry out acts of journalism that threaten the Israeli government.” Netanyahu went on to defend his administration’s record of rooting out journalism, noting that since the war began in October, around 100 journalists had been killed.
If an israel commits Genocide but there's no journalist around to report on it, did the israel commit Genocide?
validating that information to its ensure accuracy
Can't tell if editing oversight or clever joke
Oh god they never miss
This may be one of their best articles. Absolutely beautiful satire and journalism.