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[–] not_that_guy05 103 points 1 month ago (2 children)

How you going to become a Pokemon master if you don't accept the challenges?

[–] deus 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You can't become the very best if you are dead, now can you?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago

Loser mindset, skill issue.

[–] idunnololz 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There is a legendary pokemon waiting to be caught at the top of the tornado.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] idunnololz 2 points 1 month ago

Legendary flying cow

[–] [email protected] 95 points 1 month ago (8 children)

As a European, I find it insane to have an app that warns you about gunshots, like wtf

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago

Most of the reports are unfounded in these apps. The EFF wrote about them: https://sls.eff.org/technologies/community-surveillance-apps

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

As a Chicago resident so do I. Just listen for the screams and shot reverberation off the nearby buildings. It doesn't take much practice to hone it down within 50yards or so. Don't need no app.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I've been to Chicago once (visiting a family member), it's absolutely crazy. I could never even imagine living like that. Never before in my life have I been genuinely scared that if I left the house at night, I wouldn't come back alive.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I've also been to Chicago once (going to an Anime con up there; was a meet up for AMV creators worldwide, and while I wasn't one my brother was), but it was a chill and nice experience for me. The last time I heard gunshots was actually this past new years, when my neighbor fired off like 12-15 shots during fireworks (GA, not in Atlanta but not too far either).

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What is it like in Chicago? It’s really THAT bad?

(I’m an European)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

It's pretty normal during the day, but at night, once you hear gunshots a few blocks away, I would really avoid going out. I've never seen something like this before.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Statistically no, it's not very dangerous as far as big cities go. Its homicide rate is ranked 30-something in the USA. Pretty much every city has "bad areas", though.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Also works by changing European by almost any nationality you wish

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

hey now it's just philly

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

As a gun-owning American, I agree with you.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's not like the app only does that. It warns you about all emergency alerts in your area. https://citizen.com/

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah I know, but god damn just getting a notification about gunshots is fucking crazy

[–] Entropywins 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Listen to emergency/police scanners you might be surprised what goes on in your area...hopefully not though!!!

[–] efstajas 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I really wish I could but unfortunately in Germany all police chatter is encrypted, and even if you could run a scanner it's super illegal

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Not an app, but here in Germany we have a public warning system that broadcasts an alert to all phones in an area in case of catastrophic events. Happened twice in my city since I moved here two years ago. Once for a mass shooting, and once for an accident at a chemical plant.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I know about cell broadcast, it's common in many countries. But where the fuck do you live that you get so many alerts?

[–] snf 1 points 1 month ago

Is that specifically what it is? I thought it was just a news alert

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Go PIKACHU, I choose you!

Shooter uses BULLETS! It's super effective!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

palmworld told me that using it as a shield and them shooting the enemy works, very well actually

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Do you live in a war zone? Or just USA things?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Nah, it's just acorn season

[–] acetanilide 6 points 1 month ago
[–] CatZoomies 32 points 1 month ago

If Ash Ketchum can brave a thunderstorm to save Pikachu while being chased by murderous Spearow, and can tank a well-timed lightning strike without dying, your lazy ass better get outside, catch some Pokes, and hatch some Eggs.

Tick-tock, Trainer. I thought you wanted to be the very best!

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago

Did shooting at the tornado work?

[–] aeronmelon 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

But the tornado that's shooting people IS the rare Pokemon.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Tornadus used hurricane

[–] VindictiveJudge 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Once you add 'shooting' I'm pretty sure it becomes a Digimon.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nevermind the turtle with cannons coming out of its shell.

[–] VindictiveJudge 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Those are just big squirt guns, though. It's not like Blastoise fires bullets.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Gen 3 Pokédex says they shoot bullets of water, ther entries note that it can punch through thick steel, and the Let's Go games compare mega blastoise's cannon to that of a tank.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Bullet seed would like a word with this sentiment

[–] Viking_Hippie 17 points 1 month ago
[–] UnderpantsWeevil 16 points 1 month ago

Pokemon Go To The Storm Bunker

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

to be fair, Pokemon was first

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Pokemon knew all those things will happen.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Damn, did you emulate Pokemon red or smth?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

When the hell did Philly have a tornado warning?

[–] AngryCommieKender 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

~~Climate change~~

I read why, not when.

Apparently May 6, 2024 @ 4:24 am.

[–] naticus 2 points 1 month ago

This was from 2 years ago by the looks of it (found a Reddit post of this from 2y ago, can't see the date on mobile though). It just was coincidental there was another one literally today too in the early morning hours.

Also a tornado warning will never last that long (over 15 hours), it's generally 15 to 30 min and very location specific. It may be longer if there's a long chain of storms all showing signs of active circulation on the way through, but anything over an hour is pretty rare, even in tornado alley.