this post was submitted on 29 Apr 2024
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Leopards Ate My Face

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you know, that thing where idiots invite leopards to eat their face and then are shocked by the face-eating activities of leopards.

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Mr Giuliani filed for bankruptcy last month after he was ordered to pay $148m to Georgia election workers he defamed

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[–] FlashMobOfOne 28 points 6 months ago (2 children)

It's so wild that THIS piece of shit is the same guy who took down the New York Mob.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago (2 children)

and the 9/11 shit!... he could have rode off into the sunset as 'americas most beloved mayor', but he just couldnt do it.

[–] FlashMobOfOne 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yup. He was quite wealthy even then.

All he had to do was put his fortune in a money market account and just live off the interest, but his stupid ego is way too big to just simply enjoy life.

[–] homesweethomeMrL 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] TexasDrunk 5 points 6 months ago

Don't blame the alcohol. He's just a shithead.

Note: I don't have any ulterior motive in painting alcohol as innocent here. Don't read my username.

[–] Buddahriffic 3 points 6 months ago

I'd bet decent money that he didn't choose to take on the Trump loss but Putin made him. He had to know how poorly his day in court was going to go. The whole thing had the vibe of someone following through with an assignment that was way over their head and decided to just bullshit his way through it.

[–] Buddahriffic 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm sure the Russians helped.

[–] NatakuNox 13 points 6 months ago

Gets in bed with the most underhanded, backstabbing, serial lying, and out right hemorrhoid of an individual; and this will happen. There's not a single person on earth Trump will not screw over for a buck.

[–] BlackPenguins 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yes. Yes. Keep turning on each other. Can Mike Lindel get in on this action?

[–] Bassman1805 8 points 6 months ago

He tried to not bring charges, but when he declared bankruptcy his creditors were basically able to force him to pursue debts owed to him regardless is what he actually wanted.

[–] Stern 5 points 6 months ago

Always wild to me that Giuliani absolutely could have rode that America's Mayor shit (from literally just being NYC mayor on 9/11) into the sunset (or maybe a commentator spot on Fox) and done absolutely fine for himself... but got fucked up on hubris and joined forces with Donald "Make lawyers get lawyers" Trump. Well, reap what you sow shitass

[–] homesweethomeMrL 4 points 6 months ago

Lotsa luck there Rude. Haw! Haw!

[–] Rumbelows 4 points 6 months ago
[–] EdibleFriend 4 points 6 months ago

Poor guy doesn't have two flies to rub together

[–] madcaesar 4 points 6 months ago

Thoughts and prayers 😂

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago
[–] Sterile_Technique 1 points 6 months ago
[–] VicentAdultman 1 points 6 months ago