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[–] NegativeLookBehind 34 points 5 months ago

Stop guys you’re gonna make Elon pee his pants

Which will likely disable his CyberJalopy

[–] ZoopZeZoop 26 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I had this model when I was a kid. I loved it!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Of cybertruck?

[–] ZoopZeZoop 23 points 5 months ago (2 children)

No, fuck cybertrucks. My supersoaker lasted longer than any of those trucks will last.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (2 children)

This was a Super Soaker 50. It was excellent. Once you got to the 200 and above it was too heavy when filled. The SS300 actually had a backpack for water storage.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Once you got to the 200 and above it was too heavy when filled.

That's what the shoulder strap was for, though I don't recall having any issues with the weight. The 50 is a classic, but the 200 was a beauty.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I had the Super Soaker 60. I think it held a little more water.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Super soaker 50!!!

[–] ZoopZeZoop 1 points 5 months ago

Yes!!!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Isn't that the original super soaker?

[–] ghostblackout 17 points 5 months ago

This kills. Machine cybertrucks

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Good luck trying to find an original super soaker.

[–] deania 1 points 5 months ago

My parents have one in their garage somewhere

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/This_machine_kills_fascists

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Ok what did i miss?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Cybertruck rusts in rain

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

I say fight cyber technology with cyber technology.

Use a Shout'n'Shoot.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

THIS KILLS MACHINE CYBERTRUCKS

[–] werefreeatlast 1 points 5 months ago

When can you safely work on a cybertruck in western Washington State?... summer! It rains less in summer so you gotta chance to finish before getting electromacuted.

[–] werefreeatlast 1 points 5 months ago

That tip is going to add speed holes to your kids if a police sees it! It has to be red! Not orange! Orange means slow down and shoot with caution. Red means stop... unless it's at night. So don't let the kids play with that at night.