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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 50 points 5 months ago (4 children)

What’s going on here?

Is that how fighter planes are born?

[–] yesman 51 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Sometimes when a defense contractor and military branch love each other very much, they do a special hug, called an engineering and manufacturing development contract.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 27 points 5 months ago

I thought the military–industrial complex fucks the taxpayers and two trillion dollars later (and five years past contract deadline) a multirole fighter pops out?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

A young F-35 being taught to fly for the first time

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 7 points 5 months ago

Nature is beautiful, isn't it?

[–] RustyEarthfire 10 points 5 months ago

Testing helicopter capabilities.

CH-53K carrying an inoperable F-35C airframe (CF-1) refueling from a KC-130T

https://interestingengineering.com/photo-story/in-photos-us-powerful-helicopter-transports-f-35-airframe-while-refueling

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Helicopter transporting a jet getting midair refuel.

Not sure the context of why it had to happen though. Pilot flight hours?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Common question… the aircraft is an F-35, which has strong stealth capabilities. Because we had trouble tracking one that crashed in the US last year, congress dictated that each F-35 operated in the US would have an emotional support helicopter attached so that the radar signature of the helicopter could be tracked in case of emergency.

They initially tried tying the helicopter to the jet and operating it this way, but after three helicopters they decided the other way around was the best configuration (while losing helicopters is okay, there was concern the surviving pilots might get used to moving over 500mph, and this attitude could contaminate the other slow-moving helicopter pilots).

It’s a heavy price for safety, but honestly the F-35 pilots are too busy taking pictures of themselves in an F-35 to notice the difference.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (4 children)

I never thought that you refuel helicopters this way. Isn't the risk of the rotor snacking on the fuel line to high?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Damn hungry helicopters. Always eating my fuel lines!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Our best engineers are workshoping a solution

[–] DogWater 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The line will cut cleanly if it happens.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

With cleanly you mean without fringes? Can't Hape our helicopter showered in kerosine in a sloppy way

[–] Couldbealeotard 3 points 5 months ago

Yes, there are videos of this exact thing happening

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Actually Russia also laid claims to Alaska, so it's definitely not just European security.

(who is the western aid btw?)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

maple syrup land & george land

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Those new Super Duper Stallions are badass

(In the PS1 game Army Men Air Attack you could fly an armed Stallion gunship. I would love to see concept art of a irl version because that sounds rad as hell)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

yea sure if it wasn't for ukraine nato would have no chance at all against mighty mother russia

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

except in that case people from NATO countries would have to die, not to mention countries would have to spend their main military budget, also as all the countries' economy will be dedicated to prevail. Now they can just throw leftovers from now and then so that Ukraine can hold back Russia. Well, till there are any ukrainians left of course.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Or, just maybe, NATO members are mostly worried about the "Nuclear Armageddon" aspect.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago