These are all apparently real titles to real trash romance novels.
Follow up: Can a candle based ghostly gangbang be considered romantic?
At this point I dare say all y’all are more into ghost fucking than Beverly ever was.
this post was submitted on 26 Apr 2024
83 points (96.6% liked)
TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name
3746 readers
884 users here now
/c/TenFoward: Your home-away-from-home for all things Star Trek!
Re-route power to the shields, emit a tachyon pulse through the deflector, and post all the nonsense you want. Within reason of course.
~ 1. No bigotry. This is a Star Trek community. Remember that diversity and coexistence are Star Trek values. Any post/comments that are racist, anti-LGBT, or generally "othering" of a group will result in removal/ban.
~ 2. Keep it civil. Disagreements will happen both on lore and preferences. That's okay! Just don't let it make you forget that the person you are talking to is also a person.
~ 3. Use spoiler tags. This applies to any episodes that have dropped within 3 months prior of your posting. After that it's free game.
~ 4. Keep it Trek related. This one is kind of a gimme but keep as on topic as possible.
~ 5. Keep posts to a limit. We all love Star Trek stuff but 3-4 posts in an hour is plenty enough.
~ 6. Try to not repost. Mistakes happen, we get it! But try to not repost anything from within the past 1-2 months.
~ 7. No General AI Art. Posts of simple AI art do not 'inspire jamaharon'
~ 8. No Political Upheaval. Political commentary is allowed, but please keep discussions civil. Read here for our community's expectations.
Fun will now commence.
Sister Communities:
Want your community to be added to the sidebar? Just ask one of our mods!
Honorary Badbitch:
@[email protected] for realizing that the line used to be "want to be added to the sidebar?" and capitalized on it. Congratulations and welcome to the sidebar. Stamets is both ashamed and proud.
Creator Resources:
Looking for a Star Trek screencap? (TrekCore)
Looking for the right Star Trek typeface/font for your meme? (Thank you @kellyaster for putting this together!)
founded 10 months ago
MODERATORS
Do you guys think these are the actual author's names or are these books written by ghostwriters?
I'll see myself out.
I believe the proper term is boo-donym.
I don't know if 'penetrated' is the right word.
'Enveloped by?' I mean that doesn't sell the sex part, but there was clearly no penetration going on here.
Dude looks like he came off a harlequin romance cover but can't fuck with a penis.
Each spectre has their own attributes.
Where do you think the candle was during all this?
Why seek help? Beverly's out there living her best life and y'all are just kink-shaming.
Don't knock it 'til you try it. Even Jack's met someone of the spectral persuasion.
Weird part is .... they are both about the same age in their mid 30s in that image.
That post Dominion War life took a toll.
It gets even weirder than that .... I was going by their actual real life actor ages
The in-universe characters would have Myrtle as a 14 year old and Jack as a 22 year old
Leave it to the producer mentality to ignore changes in canon and lore (pun intended).
These things really do write themselves.
Personally I prefer Pounded Up the Butt by the Secret Space Candle Ghost
Lacks nuance, but you know what you're in for.
It was written by a two time Hugo nominee!
Ahh Dr. Tingle
Just one more reason that I wish I was a ghost.
You're missin' out, man.
An edit from last year.