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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

I'm also sharing this project:

https://web.archive.org/web/20081113091234/http://www.elfic.fr/scrimpages/alchimie/nigredo.htm

A French blacksmith who did this knife using a meteorite and mammoth ivory.

Alchimie

Edit: a bit more details on the blade: he melted the meteorite himself, however since the meteorite did not have any carbon and had a really high nickel content or would have make a terrible steel so he added a bit of carbon and some raw iron do dilute the nickel.

Except for that the blade is entirely made from the meteorite.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

A French blacksmith who did this knife using a meteorite and mammoth ivory.

It's a beautiful blade, but it SICKENS me a mammoth had to be killed to make this.

BE the change you want to see 🌟

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ivory comes from a lot of things, but i doubt this came from an extinct animal one that went extinct durong the fucking bronze age.

Also the ivory probably came from like a narwhal or whale or something.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Here's the page where the artist mentions the mammoth Ivory: https://web.archive.org/web/20081113092306/http://www.elfic.fr/scrimpages/alchimie/albedo.htm

Here's a page where you can buy some mammoth ivory: https://arcticantiques.com/

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fuck guess it was made of mammoth ivory, guess i just assumed most of it had rotted away by now. Which still shows my retardation since im very well aware there are ivory artifacts found in europe dated in the tens of theousands of years.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Don't sweat it. Until those post I had never considered the possibility of mammoth ivory being a thing. In my head, ivory is very much a modern thing, that comes only from elephants, even though I know better

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mammoth ivory is actually quite easy to find online.

There is a lot of mammoth ivory found in Siberia. Especially in the area where the permafrost is melting locals people are finding a lot of mammoth remains apparently.

[–] AnUnusualRelic 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Some people even tried mammoth steak.

(it was horrible, get your steaks fresh)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Same, and it's a long process having to kill the mammoth, drag it back, cut the ivory ... All of that for a knife.

[–] oxyjim 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Mammoths have been extinct for thousands of years...

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's the joke.

[–] DrMango 8 points 1 year ago

Are we still doing "woosh" here?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Oh the calamity!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

♥️ love that

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hmmm. I ‘m going to stat this motherfucker out.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/when-terry-pratchett-was-knighted-he-forged-his-own-sword-out-of-meteorite-10104321.html

Plus 3 all outsider bane , shiftsilver, longsword. While the sword is drawn it, acts as a continual zone of truth. ( the user is not immune.)

The user is also continually protected from good and evil.

Anyone being stabbed with the Sword who is possessed by some kind of illusion, or delusion has it removed, including if it was voluntarily placed on them.

If the sword is used to attack, someone who is some kind of living lie, they must roll wisdom save or be destroyed. Even so they take triple damage.

( both of the false and true hydras would need to watch out)

🙏❤️

Thanks for this meme!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

the rare bardic sword

[–] TeaHands 6 points 1 year ago

Crosspost to [email protected] we need more action there :D

[–] Sage_the_Lawyer 5 points 1 year ago

So... He's Sokka?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Where do you even go to dig your own iron.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

An area with plenty of iron ores such as pyrite or magnetite

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

But will it keel?

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