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[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If only a genocide weren't happening in the backdrop, I'd be fine with Iran, Israel, Ukraine, Russia and any major powers that want to war with each other to play Duck Hunt with their air defence systems, I'd just ask they designate civilian free areas to target for each other, and pride themselves on whatever amount get through.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago

"Holy shit! A flying bat!"

"Pfft. That's nothing to get excited about. All bats fly."

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Israel and Iran learn they're not so different after all, hug it out and go surfing.

[–] graham1 17 points 8 months ago

3000 hugs and surfing trips of Israel

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Airdropping bonks

[–] Etterra 5 points 8 months ago

The opposing team will upgrade to adding a board with a nail in it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

a rock tied to a drone would be a terrifying weapon

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

If you want a non-explosive drone-dropped munition I recommend a flechette. They are basically military grade lawn darts.

[–] graham1 2 points 8 months ago

The idea of a drone playing flechette lawn darts is absolutely terrifying