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[–] FlyingSquid 78 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Well it wasn't a toe, so it likely wasn't a German nihilist.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No need to be a german nihilist. Anyone could get a toe. There are ways... You don't wanna know about it, believe me.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish.

[–] eating3645 20 points 1 year ago

I will cut off your Johnson!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

You know who it was? A bunch of fucking amateurs. They send him a finger and he's supposed to shit himself with fear. These fucking amateurs...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Nihilists? Fuck me...

Say what you will about the tenents of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

[–] postmateDumbass 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] InverseParallax 61 points 1 year ago (3 children)

There is only one demand, and it is a simple one.

At 4pm this afternoon, President Emmanuel Macron must appear on live French television, on all networks, terrestrial and satellite, and ... No!

On all networks, terrestrial and satellite, and have full, unsimulated sexual intercourse with a pig! I don't understand!?

[–] JoeClu 8 points 1 year ago

Ah. I remember that. Good show.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Wait I remember this show but forgot the name! What was it? Black Mirror?

[–] InverseParallax 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Black Mirror 1x01: The National Anthem.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's how they fucked everyone's mind on episode one, I think it really was what put the show on the map, you'd start this new series you haven't heard of before and boom, pig fucking.

[–] InverseParallax 1 points 1 year ago

That's how you do, no half-measures.

But also: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piggate

[–] WolfhoundRO 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My God, you unlocked a fucked up memory

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Great reddit humor.

[–] AFKBRBChocolate 45 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wait, was the person who sent the finger the original owner of the finger, or someone else? The article isn't clear.

[–] _HR_ 72 points 1 year ago (2 children)

(…) cops have yet to ID a suspect.

combined with

Tests later concluded that the digit belonged to a “living human being” who authorities contacted and was “given full medical support,” the source said.

seems to mean that the sender of the finger, and the person to whom the finger belonged to are 2 separate people.

[–] Bluetreefrog 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

(…) cops have yet to ID a suspect.

Surely the could do it digitally?

[–] kromem 18 points 1 year ago

digitally

I see what you did there...

[–] dudebro 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's fucking weird.

Was the finger giving willingly?

[–] WolfhoundRO 0 points 1 year ago

Unless the victim was Peter Pettigrew, I highly doubt

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

And did the original owner consent to their finger being used in such a way?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] scarabic 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

C’est carrément une situation merdique, peu importe comment on voit ça. Ça fait très Moyen Âge, non ?

[–] RedditWanderer 1 points 1 year ago

Le doigt a été coupé par une mini-guilottine, a la francaise

[–] AncientFutureNow 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dude, I can get you a toe.

[–] Widowmaker_Best_Girl 16 points 1 year ago

With nail polish?

[–] Pogonax_ 16 points 1 year ago

I thought the French knew that they're supposed to cut parts off of the ruler (beheading) like back in the day, not send them severed body parts smh

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What I've decided to do is this. I have a set of shears at home. And each time you bother me from this day on, I'll take those shears and I'll take one of me fingers off with them. And I'll give that finger to ya. A finger from me left hand. Me fiddle hand. And each day you bother me more, another I'll take off and I'll give ya until you see sense enough to stop. Or until I have no fingers left. Does this make things clearer to ya?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Such a joyful movie

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] dudebro 3 points 1 year ago

That's actually a good joke, lol.

[–] dudebro 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] phoneymouse 6 points 1 year ago

doigts pour les droits

[–] jeffw 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Protests are one thing, but this is a bit much. What does it achieve?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Idk non English speaker misunderstood "giving the finger"?

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[–] WolfhoundRO 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I believe in freedom of speech, but HOLY FUCK THIS AIN'T THAT ANYMORE. This is madness

[–] Crow 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Someone’s done being Emmanuel’s friend.

[–] spunkycomics 1 points 1 year ago

Not quite the same effect as that “WHUMP” against the door

[–] fugepe 0 points 1 year ago