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[–] [email protected] 43 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

πŸ˜‘βœ‹ Drake format of this meme

πŸ˜ŒπŸ‘‰ LeVar Burton format of this meme

[–] swag_money 22 points 5 months ago (3 children)

dating geology guys < dating stoned guys

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

But what about the stoned geology guys? the stoned stone lovers, the geology ganjis, the crystal cannabis connoisseurs, the rock lovin rockers, the dabbing dirt collectors?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

How I'm trynna be

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What's wrong with geology guys?

[–] TheBat 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Those are those weird pedos, pedologists.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago (4 children)

I dunno. Lots of dykes in geology.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dike_(geology)

TIL: mods don't understand geology jokes.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Good cleavage though

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Although I did meet one gneis girl, but she got tired of my schist pretty quickly. I met her on a field trip to study glaciers she was honestly a bit erratic. Anyway, forgive the intrusion.

[–] captainlezbian 3 points 5 months ago

That’s my hope

[–] gimpchrist 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Half of my house is rocks... I inherited them from an 85 year old geologist..Wanna see?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yes

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

As long as you don't have any puppies.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

God damn it, they're minerals, Marie!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Why is everything purple?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

They are just that "down to earth".

[–] ZILtoid1991 4 points 5 months ago

I wish an autistic woman into geology infodumped to me...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

My last serious relationship was with a girl who got really excited when I finished her sentence "most people don't realize (our area) is..."

"mostly Quartz!"

I still miss her... She moved away to go to school, but it was only a few hours away so I don't think she misses me lmao

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Who is dating these women anyway?

That's cult shit, huge red flag to even casual friendship, much less relationship.