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flavored rice πŸ˜‹ (lemmy.fmhy.ml)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/lemmyshitpost
 
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[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] VubDapple 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, its much better than cockroaches

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But what about crackling cockroaches?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Do they taste like fried rice, but without the calories or expensive spices?

[–] Decoy321 36 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Impressive. It's rare that posts will actually make me throw up in my mouth a little. Congrats.

[–] Thteven 17 points 1 year ago

You don't like lizard fried rice?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Here I go again, pooping the party!

There's literally a whole metallic pan between the heat source and the rice. Unless lizard flavor can go through metal, this makes no sense.

Call me anytime you need some poop on a party. Bye.

[–] bizzacore 1 points 1 year ago

It's my party, and I'll poop if I want to.

You would poop too, if it happened to you.

[–] alaxitoo 27 points 1 year ago

Legit felt sick reading this lol nice πŸ˜‰

[–] JossyBop 24 points 1 year ago

I am too hungover to see shit like this

[–] Pregnenolone 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I feel like I should be grossed out but I don’t know why the lizard jerky kind of looks alright

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

after a certain point it's just lizard shaped protein

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

You said delicious …. Will you ever cook rice without missing the taste of fried lizard again ?

[–] STRIKINGdebate2 17 points 1 year ago

Hey. Could you make this as NSFW please? Thanks in advance

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Don't just give out your secret recipes like that!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

How do I hide posts on Lemmy, I never want to see this again

[–] Phyrin 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thought I had found an /r/wtf alternative

[–] orientalsniper 2 points 1 year ago

Just crossposted it to there, we need to get /c/wtf going.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

So you tell me... a lizard fried this rice?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I bet they cleaned it out, and the rice was just....not the same. Just...lacking, you know what I'm saying?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

"Babe, we need to buy a lizard trap now."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Bear Grylls's origin story

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

How did they taste? Hopefully they were still crunchy