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[–] [email protected] 63 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Cat is a standard util you bastard!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

Just use bat!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

it's bloatware

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Linux isn't even on the list but neither is mac. Makes you think

[–] [email protected] 31 points 7 months ago (2 children)

because killing birds isn't a task of the kernel, it's the task of a userspace utility part of the coreutils

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 13 points 7 months ago
/usr/bin/stone
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

UNIX-like superiority

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 7 months ago

This reminds me of the anti-wind-energy arguments about the turbines killing many birds...

[–] Anticorp 28 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] EvilEyedPanda 20 points 7 months ago

Bill gates putting microchips in the water to turn the birds suicidal

[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago (10 children)

how in the world are cats so good at killing something that can literally fly

[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago (1 children)

They're built to kill. Crazy good reflexes and eyesight, amazing jump height, claws that grab hold of tree branches, feathers, and skin very nicely. There are a bunch of strays where I live, and they are murdering machines when they don't have a bowl of food plopped in front of them twice a day at their leisure.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Also whenthry do. Cats like to play

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (3 children)

The only reason why cats aren't hunting us down right now is because we're too big to be prey. I read somewhere a long time ago that domestic cats have one of the highest predation success rate in the mammalian class. Meaning once they choose to actually try to hunt something they usually get it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Yeah theres like two species that are better, and they're both also cats.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

To be fair they are good at choosing WHO to hunt

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[–] Dulusa 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The reflexes of cats are insane and faster then a snake can bite. This video is a little demonstration for that

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=prECuyfQU-o

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

And simultaneously can't find the piece of ham I dropped in front of their nose.

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[–] The_Tired_Horizon 8 points 7 months ago

I've watched neighbours cats take out song birds in our garden several times. They're usually too well fed to actually eat them so just "play" the bird gets injured/has a heart attack and dies from that. Something like 1 in 10 homes has a cat on average in the UK. The better fed/kept they are the better they hunt.

[–] chiliedogg 6 points 7 months ago

There was a mockingbird that would always attack our cats. The grandma cat had a beak-shaped cut in her ear and a bald spot on her head from this bird that would attack her. I was fortunate enough to witness the occasion where she finally got revenge on the bird.

It had been pecking at one of the grandkittens and then flew away just too low, and grandma cat did a lightning-fat swipe in the air and just kept walking along like nothing had happened, not looking at the bird. The bird kept flying and flapped its wings like 2 more times, then fell to the ground dead, completely ignored by the cat.

It was the most badass samurai shit I've ever seen.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago

Who even uses cat? Use less or tail.

[–] Lizardking27 21 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Keeping your cats indoors won't solve anything. Housecats aren't destroying the bird population, feral cats are. If you want to help, volunteer with your local vet or animal control to capture, spay/neuter, then re-release stray cats.

[–] Paraponera_clavata 36 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Not true. Pet cats are about a third of the problem, according to a 2013 nature paper. Feral populations vary a lot by location - some places have almost no ferals but lots of pet cats.

Sauce: https://www.nature.com/articles/ncomms2380

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That study's been going around for years in the media, but mainly because it's sensational. If you actually read the article, I'd hardly say it's very convincing, or very accurate. Also, this.

Existing estimates of mortality from cat predation are speculative and not based on scientific data13,14,15,16 or, at best, are based on extrapolation of results from a single study18. In addition, no large-scale mortality estimates exist for mammals, which form a substantial component of cat diets.

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[–] garbageman 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It will solve for your cat staying not dead, not shitting in other people's yards, and not fucking other cats.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Why is the bar for Windows as long as the bar for cats?

[–] [email protected] 46 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Because it's by area, not length.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

It never even occurred to me to consider the height of the boxes lol

[–] Nariom 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The area isnt the same though.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

As are the numbers

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

I actually laughed at that last part.

I don't let my cats outside without direct supervision.

[–] The_Tired_Horizon 10 points 7 months ago

I pointed this out to people who complain constantly about wind turbines. "Ban windows!" They love that.

[–] Xenon 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

On a serious note, the problem with wind turbines is not the total number of birds they strike but the species. Larger birds of prey seem particularly susceptible. Tough this risk can be easily mitigated by not placing the wind turbines directly in their primary habitat or migration paths.

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[–] dojan 9 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I misread it as "Widows" and got a bit concerned for a second.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Probably plenty of bird widows in the world

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

I'm still not calling it GNU

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (4 children)

3.5 billion birds are killed in North America per year? I didn't know anywhere near that number even existed.

But then again...

Wikipedia says there are about 7.5 million square miles in the US and Canada, so that's over 400 birds killed per square mile, per year, on average.

That's amazing, no?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

Misconception. Birdkiller Georg has 3 billion dead birds a year and is also known as New York City

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You forgot to include Mexico, but even with it it's pretty high.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

There are more than 8 billion chickens slaughtered every year in the US alone, to give some perspective.

[–] MegaUltraChicken 4 points 7 months ago

not if we have anything to say about it

-Cats

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Don't need windows if you live in a basement (and use Linux).

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

wait, so if windows are so high. What about like, the rest of the building?

[–] kurwa 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I think windows are that high because birds think they can go through them, they probably don't think they can go through buildings, but who knows?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

I see no lies

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

I know a lot of people don't like Andrew Lloyd Webber but killing yourself is a bit much

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Worst birdkiller is Musk

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