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(Not my image, so I didn't actually measure this buddy's speed, sorry. I don't know where this was actually taken or what tortoise species this is. This may LOOK like a left hand drive country, but do the tortoises know the traffic laws? ...that's another matter, you know.)
Having worked with several large tortoise species, this is true. They can be much quicker than you expect, especially when they notice you have their favorite food.
It looks like either a Galapagos or Aldabra but I can’t tell for certain.
But what type of speed are we talking? Is it a normal human walking pace? Running?
It’s similar to a pretty normal human walking pace, more a “walking up to a restaurant to meet your friends inside” speed than “slowly strolling through a museum looking at art.” If that makes sense? Fast enough I’d have to step quickly to get away when I’d see the one tortoise who liked to use my pants as her napkin heading toward me with bits of food stuck to her face.
Running
We need a cocaine tortoise horror movie.
Google says average 0.16 mph (0.26 k/h) with a top speed of 0.5 mph. Humans average 3 mph strolling speed.
Not sure if a joke or not? I opened the post expecting a gif of a tortoise running down the road but was met with a static image.
If so ... nicely played.
It is a gif. That's how fast he's moving.
if it was a joke it would have been a gif and everyone in the comments would be like, "wow he's really booking it" or something idk I'm not a memeologist.
Somebody, somewhere, has put "memeologist" as their career title.
Fewer roads for cars, more roads for tortoises
Snapping Turtles are remarkably fast in shallow water. I however am faster
Do you have a full complement of toes to prove it?