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Irritable Towel Syndrome (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/foundsatan

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Cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/10820794

Also, not my joke.

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[–] GoosLife 20 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Remember to drink water, this might give you dry mouth

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago (1 children)

… don’t you mean cottonmouth?

[–] GoosLife 7 points 6 months ago

Lmao yes, that's perfect

[–] cosmicrookie 2 points 5 months ago

But is full of fibers so good for your gut!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Has anyone here ever used these? I haven’t, so I don’t understand how they’re practical. I get that using water makes them expand… but what good is a wet towel? What am I missing?

[–] [email protected] 39 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

I believe it's for washing yourself. Not something us Lemmy/kbin users have much experience with.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Ah the good old terminally online- joke.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

I had one as a gift. It was more a novelty, but I guess it's very small to package.

[–] MisterMoo 15 points 5 months ago

Fun fact: if you put one of these in Ben Shapiro’s wife’s vagina it just stays a pill and never expands.

[–] Anticorp 10 points 5 months ago

They would swallow them, so their bellies would fill up with towels and then they would die.

[–] Rayspekt 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Man I wonder how's bad it'd be if someone managed to swallow one of those.

[–] pikmeir 20 points 6 months ago (2 children)

They're pretty big so you probably wouldn't be able to swallow one. They're a bit smaller than a quarter but quite thick. It'd start to expand in your mouth as soon as it got a little wet and you'd (hopefully) realize immediately that you're not supposed to swallow it. If you ignored all of that and forced yourself to swallow it, then you're probably going to choke as it expands. If you somehow got it in your stomach, then it'll expand in there and you'll have other serious issues.

[–] breadsmasher 22 points 6 months ago

If you hold a corner with your teeth and get the rest of it through you; give your insides a real good polish

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

They're pretty big so you probably wouldn't be able to swallow one.

It appears we visit very different categories on pornhub

[–] stoly 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Disposable? What are they made from?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Polyester. They're disposable because they're cheap, not because it's good for the environment.

Edit: I think they do make some out of paper

[–] HerrBeter 3 points 5 months ago

Cellulose I'd recon

[–] Etterra 2 points 6 months ago

If I was young again I would totally go to nightclubs and sell these lol