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[–] [email protected] 59 points 6 months ago (1 children)

“Science isn't about WHY. It's about WHY NOT. Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you on the butt on the way out, because you are fired.”

—Cave Johnson

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

https://www.myinstants.com/en/instant/science-isnt-about-why/

I may or may not have a soundboard prepped for zoom talks with this. I just set it up, the question is when, WHEN DOES IT DROP?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago (2 children)

At least theres no "dck" this time

[–] davidgro 7 points 6 months ago
[–] mcqtom 20 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Remember: never confuse the Olframory regrion with the Orfancfary regain.

[–] homesweethomeMrL 4 points 6 months ago

Hey, I’ll Oframory the hell out of my regrion if I want to! You’re not the bnss of me!

[–] AnUnusualRelic 4 points 6 months ago

Many a student has had to drop out because of this classic blunder.

[–] Chestnut 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Brain half the size of its body AND three legs?!

It's the ubermouse!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Well, two legs, and attached to the left leg is part of its tail hoop, which it uses to strangle its prey. What looks like a foot is actually used to gather the excess length of tail and tighten the hoop, and also assists in gripping the prey.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Is that... a can opener? Below the violet "Temrousy" area?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That is just a slightly different projection of the hyper intelligent pandimensional beings which we call rats.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

"Bort was here."

"Eat slort, smoke blorp."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Finger hands! Finger hands! Holy shit look at those finger hands!
Is it accurate? No it's not! Just look at those creepy finger hands.
AI.. loves to make crappy hands.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It’s easy to forget the cochlear implant, terminal cap, and spring loaded angry bird region of the brain. Good on that AI for remembering.

[–] homesweethomeMrL 2 points 6 months ago

Terminal cap! That’s what my mouse was missing!

[–] Zkuld 4 points 6 months ago

But I like procrastinating by spending too much time on the graphics

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The feet look extremely creepy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Maybe because it has three on its left side and only one on its right?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Yes, and additionally they look like human fingers