this post was submitted on 25 Mar 2024
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[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Just don't miss your stop!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Not all trains. I've yet to see a subway with one

[–] Masamune 5 points 6 months ago

That face when you realize the subway car IS the toilet.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Trains get stuck in traffic now?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Tell me you haven't been to Germany without telling me...

[–] ikidd 2 points 6 months ago
[–] TotalFat 29 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Not a problem with the new Honda Gottapee

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

These horrible amalgamations are the best part of image ais

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago

I don't get it. Hot Dog Donut? Sausage bread? Sweet and sav- OH GOD, I GET IT! HOW DO I UNGET IT?

[–] callmepk 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

This was me when I took IELTS (I lost the battle)

Edit: but well I got a okay grade on IELTS so I kinda no longer care that my pants smell ~~like~~ shit

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I am curious about the fate of the underwear and the pant.

[–] callmepk 4 points 6 months ago

Underwear in the bin, pants have to be cleaned thoroughly

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Good god Lemon.

[–] Vanshaj 6 points 6 months ago (3 children)
[–] Mannimarco 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I believe this refers to the battle of not shitting your pants

[–] Son_of_dad 3 points 6 months ago

Prairie dogging it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Me when I was walking the dogs last Sunday. Just about made it home in time.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 8 points 6 months ago

I had the stomach flu one time, got home, dropped my keys and shit myself as I bent down to pick them up.

[–] ryanalexhowell 2 points 6 months ago

i'd still do it

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 2 points 6 months ago

Me when existing