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[–] AstridWipenaugh 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I usually go by "fuck you". Like someone yells out of their cube "who's goddamn code is this?!?! Ah, fuck you"

Also codemancer

[–] bitchkat 3 points 9 months ago

Chief bit twiddler

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (8 children)

Serious question, not a native speaker: Why do people in the Anglosphere refer to mostly-software companies as tech companies, or to software developers as tech workers?

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[–] taanegl 3 points 9 months ago

"...daughter dearest."

"Wow, this guy programs."

[–] bouh 3 points 9 months ago

I am an engineer. Most developers aren't though, unfortunately.

[–] deweydecibel 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Not only does this meme ignore the fact there's only 4 choices in Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, it doesn't even do an even number of them leaving it annoyingly lopsided

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Should have gone with something like “HaxorMaster1447”

[–] AeonFelis 2 points 9 months ago

"coder-codewriter"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Digital archæologist. Bitshifter.

[–] kaffiene 2 points 9 months ago

I use software engineer but whatevs they're all good.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Light Monkey

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