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WORLD SLEEP DAY ๐Ÿ›Œ

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[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Officially signed the contract. I'm now a Project Manager.

Fuuuuuuuuuck yeeeeeees!

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Congrations. You done it.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Congrats ๐ŸŽ‰

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago
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[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (5 children)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (4 children)

I put in an application to volunteer at a cattery, and originally had to sign up for the orientation in April, but! They had a couple of cancellations so I get to attend tomorrow instead!

Yay! Finally, things are starting to turn around! Have to be up at sparrows fart though, to travel on two trams out to the SE, but definitely worth it!

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[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (6 children)

I'm hosting a training session this morning, but my new gaming rig JUST arrived. VERY tempted to go "Ok gang! Today we're setting up Windows 11 and installing steam and drivers! Are we ready? First up, does anyone know if Helldivers 2 or Boulders Gate 3 use their own launchers? No? Ok so here's how we're going to find out!"

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

I don't know what any of that means but couldn't you do one of those reviews like they do on YouTube. This is the box it comes in. This is what's inside. Let's open it. Here's the instructions....... Make it stretch to a half an hour while everyone watching is thinking fucking hurry up.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (11 children)

Cool neighbour is going travelling for like 12 months and leaving a set of keys with me.

Basically told me to have at anything that edible, potable or smoke able.

He's a good egg

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[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

I have quite a bit of life-admin to do today. Being an adult is so arduous sometimes. ๐Ÿ˜ญ

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Wow! Lucky they warned me ๐Ÿคฃ

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

We still doing the 5G thing? Damn.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Stayed at home today. Feeling run down and sniffly. I slept in for quite awhile and decided to make chicken bullion soup with egg and veggies in it and boiling pasta with it.

Me thinks this weekend will be mostly soups for meals.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (6 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Cheers

Hereโ€™s to clearing debt on the Ides of March ๐Ÿป

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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

World Sleep Day?

Blessed I have nothing to get up for tomorrow morning. โœจ

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Wot she said โฌ†๏ธ 3am. Gah.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Hot cross buns
Hot cross buns
Now my house smells of
Hot cross buns
If your daughters don't like them
Give them all to me
I will happily take them
Hot cross buns

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Shit 2 weeks at work and I'm OK? It's my job to look after my people even if they have fucked up and they have

But I'm not doing great generally. I'm feeling worn down. I will literally expend my all my energy to provide support for my team, but I'm flagging.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)

The crow remake looks like a piece of shit.

Time to torrent the old one and watch it tonight in 4k.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Iโ€™m fed up with remakes in general. Yes, there are purportedly only X number of plots, but you could at least try to make something new.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Forgot to mention Mrs's B's car got a good mechanical check, its with the mechanic today getting the RWC sorted but so far it looks and feels pretty good for a 12 year old car. Might need to replace the stereo with something carplay compatible though. Lets just say Bluetooth tech has come a long way.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Any music makers in here? Just curious.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Can I ask what genre of music you make? Where do you get your inspiration from? Favourite bands?

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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (3 children)

In the last couple of years I've been learning drums. Have had a few jams with a mate on guitar. Does that count? Tell me I'm an ARTIST!

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[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

The FishieCAT has earned a hat trick for disconnecting the internet three days in a row. It would help if the moron who installed the NBN box knew what plaster plugs were (or put it on the same wall as a power point)

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (8 children)

I went on the puffing billy today. I didn't like it, but TIL that anything can become fun if you have people to shit talk with

Also maccas was broken. No drive through, no app, no self serve, no chocolate ice cream, no frappes, no receipts, no registers. They were hand writing the orders. I really did take a trip back in time today

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[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (2 children)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Boss calls: "Can you please call supplier and organise X?" Me: does exactly that and notifies people boss requested Half hour later, supplier calls: "Your boss just rang and asked for Y, can you please confirm?"

WHYYYYY ask me to do something, if you're just going to call up and arrange different shit?!

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Look it's great my friend loves his dog but posting 10+ photos a day of the dog on social media makes me think he might have issues.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Metal detectors at the G.

Rumours of my criminality precede me

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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

My CBDA oil and THC balm arrived in the mail today. Just so happened I had a cracking headache at lunch so I rubbed some balm on my temples and back of neck as described and it has actually fixed me right up!

You can literally just order this stuff online from a normal website. I had no idea. You do have to pay $1 to join their community, then you get access to the store and just buy stuff. Can't wait until our country catches up to other countries and we can head down to the local dispensary.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Hadnt heard of CBDA, you kinda can go to a dispensary here but you obviously need a prescription but they are fairly easy to get. That being said i dont think CBDA is available yet?

I never had any issues ordering CBD online but i think its technically not legal and i have dispensary down the end of my street so decided to just get the prescription

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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Might take today off. You can have a super short week if you and the kids are sick

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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (8 children)

I just made some passionfruit cheesecake on pavlova cups with berry sauce. mmm mmm mmm delicious

spoiler

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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Currently sitting here in South Aus where I'm waiting for the 30 min time difference to tick over so that I can comment in the Saturday 15th thread

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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Actual comment on my just-submitted Pull Request:
Odds of this build working first time are about the same as Daniel Riccardo winning next weekend. Not 0%, but not 90% either.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I've never been the type of person who plays online games. But this helldivers game is pretty fun.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (4 children)

I'm thinking about the milky caffeinated dumplings (edit) @Force_majeure123 was dreaming of.

I have zero energy, lactose intolerance and my stomach is being a massive jerk so I can also only dream. But I found a coffee pastry cream recipe. You could probably stir some condensed milk in there too for a Vietnamese coffee sort of taste.

I was thinking the thin slippery unleavened dumpling skins might not go well unless you wanted to fake it with mochi or use one intended for sweet buns. I wondered about sweetening a pork bun dough recipe and making it like bao.

Then I found out Cantonese custard buns exist. Perhaps if you cooked the pastry cream down thick enough or added coffee to the intended custard filling it might work. It doesn't look quite creamy though. These are more complicated but look runnier.

Actually... the supermarket used to sell tubes of coffee flavoured condensed milk. You could put the flat dough skins in muffin trays to hold up the edges against spillage, squeeze it into the centre and quickly wrap it inside. I can't see the coffee tubes at Woolies or Coles but there are still tins you can spoon it out of... unfortunately the brand is Nestle.

Or chocolate steamed buns with white chocolate for the ganache.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (4 children)

I know it's world sleep day but I don't wanna. After sleep comes waking up and going to work and I am really not ready for that.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The CCP left a voicemail with loud bangs at the end.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (8 children)

Breakfast ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ‰๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฅญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅฅ๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿซ›๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿฅ’๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿง‡๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ–๐Ÿซ“๐Ÿ•๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿฅ™๐Ÿง†๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ˜๐Ÿ›๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฅŸ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿš๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ ๐Ÿค๐Ÿชผ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฅฎ๐Ÿข๐Ÿก๐Ÿง๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅง๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฅœ๐ŸŒฐ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฅ›โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿต๐Ÿบ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿฅค๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿงƒ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿน๐Ÿง‰๐Ÿ”‹

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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

The week after I got my breadmaker, I discovered my really itchy eczema rash I'd had for a year could be gluten related. So I cut out gluten and wasted $180 on a breadmaker.

3 weeks later when I had little one over, decided to use the last packet to make bread and because I have zero self control and the smell of it made me drool I had some and no rash/no return/nothing (but still staying away from gluten if I can).

My body is a mystery.

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