Alamutjones

Your artifacts are not granular enough. Lift your game

I was in bed by nine last night, and I still feel like more sleep would be nice

He doesn’t like me at all, does he

Dogsitting Milo for the afternoon. He goes to work tomorrow, so today is all about telling him he's a good boy

30/50.

What the fuck is that

Does late lunch count?

I made a killer burger at about 4.30 which has seen me through nicely

• challah bun
• eggplant + tahini dip
• marinated red capsicum
• spinach
• lamb patty
• cucumber

And some hand cut airfryer chips with chicken salt

Eating a mysterious indeterminate purple icypole. What flavour is this?

Yes the Poet still does those!

Gotta go the twin pole

I could do with an icypole

Nah, it’s not you. It’s the Swannywobbles