useless_modern_god

Thanks you.

I dunno where mine are. Up to no good probably. Typical.

Oh right, can you recommend a podcast?

I don’t think Ive seen any of the shows or movies you have reviewed since you began the hobbit rating system.

Do you gravitate towards any professional critics in particular ?

Verily…

I no longer have a smoker unfortunately, so I chucked it in a slow cooker.

The end game is making Bánh Mì with the leftovers tomorrow.

Beef brisket is on.

Slow cooking in tomato, sweet chilli, onion, stock cubes, thyme, garlic, Muscovado sugar, cinnamon, and of course Guinness.

Well go on then.

I have watched Gladiator in preparation for the sequel tomorrow.

Are you not entertained?

That’s actually hilarious 🤣

a Christmas Turkey has been ordered 🦃

thank you, I haven’t considered that angle. I definitely don’t expect it though and quite honestly I’m put off by it.