dumblederp

Just got back from the late walk. Dog's been huffy for a walk all arvo. Also happened to find what appears to be a baggie of meth. Good thing I grabbed it because a bunch of kids walked by ten minutes later.

Got sent to the principal.

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I'm just growing bird food, no actual strawberries.

Nutritionally, your average potato is far superior to your average pasta.

Microwave potato and bolognese.

I am also fuzzy and sneezing.

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Yeah that's the plan for all the criteria I didn't directly address.

Season 3-5 of Carnivale pls.

Working on my resume and thinking maybe I can just live in a cardboard box.

e: and by writing a resume I mean convincing the Applicant Tracking System into passing my resume onto an actual human.