"Get your white blood cells swole with Huel Plasma Gains.
Your cells will be ripped and will smash the fuck out of any virus tries to get up in your shit"
this post was submitted on 14 Mar 2024
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VACCDO , IT'S GOT WHAT T-CELLS CRAVE
For real though, I think changing the term and form-factor could go a long way with the anit-vax folks
Call it Moonwood and market it as an essential oil..
"Our internal essential oil lubricates your cells, making the viruses slip right off - guaranteed."
"This viral detox blend will kill viruses in their place"
It's not really accurate to modern mrna vaccines though, since they don't have a version of the original pathogen, just rna instructions to create a protein the virus would produce.
Oh, you've made the mistake of thinking these people care about facts.
The truth doesn't matter as long as it's catchy and comes from their cult.
Curing the misinformation with misinformation!
"Dude I just microdosed tetanus!" "Bro thats so metal!"
It's like homeopathy with viruses!
Is there a lot of overlap between the microdosers and anti vaxxers? I like to think more highly of microdosers.