this post was submitted on 13 Mar 2024
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[–] [email protected] 62 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] agent_flounder 43 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Can anyone recommend my cat a good lift kit?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago

If your cat makes you carry them around everywhere, then you are essentially their lift kit

[–] Betch 61 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Damn we got scammed. Where's the rest of my cat?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

decides one day to just live where you do separately

[–] [email protected] 40 points 8 months ago (2 children)

And then some idiots decided they should have no legs at all.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago

LowRider Kitty

[–] TotalFat 7 points 8 months ago

Cat-erpillar

[–] [email protected] 38 points 8 months ago
[–] agent_flounder 22 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] deus 15 points 8 months ago

I see your stilt cat and raise you a stilt wolf.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That's 25% more cat per cat!

[–] NightmareQueenJune 10 points 8 months ago

At Aperture Science we boop the whole snoot, not just the Nose. That's 40% more boop per snoot!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

I can't really agree with the "uncomfortably" part, I def wanna feel the slapping power of them extra leveraged paws and see like a really biiig jump!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Well something has to balance out the Corgis.

[–] kemsat 5 points 8 months ago

It even has the forehead M

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Yah long legged bastard.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Pspspspspsp

[–] ProfessorProteus 4 points 8 months ago

As a tall person, I love this. I've also always ~~wanted to own~~ loved the idea of owning a gorgeous F1 Savannah cat.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Looks like one of those lifted American pickups

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

... kitty longlegs ...

[–] gmtom 1 points 8 months ago

Cat version of a fox