this post was submitted on 13 Mar 2024
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

prime opportunity to utilize the word "cock", if I'm honest.

[–] TurboDiesel 7 points 9 months ago

Cleaning the flat top was like the only satisfying part of working in a kitchen.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

They're paying you less so you have to work more and can't enjoy yourself.

[–] GeneralEmergency 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Those are some swollen as fuck balls. Ready to burst a monster nut.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Is that one of them canned drinks some people never shut up about?

[–] PrimarilyPrimate 3 points 9 months ago

Eggs are going to stick to that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Yeah, an old hack: press cold cock & balls on a hot grill & the grease will stick to it instantly. Just rinse the genitals & repeat the process until the grill is as clean as Spongebobs grill & spongepenis.

[–] creditCrazy 1 points 9 months ago

I see someone enjoyed cooking a bit too much

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] alphanerd4 2 points 9 months ago