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[–] Rolando 29 points 6 months ago (1 children)

This is an abomination which is specifically proscribed by Judges 15:8 and Ecclesiastes 2:23.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 12 points 6 months ago

I'm just gonna take your word for it. I love abominations.

[–] ThrowawaySobriquet 22 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The Kermorphs and Miketypes can hang out. The Yodakins can come, too, but those Shrektiforms are not fucking invited

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 36 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

You don't want a Baby Shrekimorph?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Kinda assuming he meant the other way bud

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 24 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Fucking lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

This one's my favorite. Though, I'm in favor of 'Shraby Yoda' or 'Baby Shroda'.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

What about the Grinch? It's interesting how, in the original animated special, he was creepy and gross looking, but over time he's become this silly, wide eyed and cute little green feller.

[–] Dnn 7 points 6 months ago

Bottom left is green E.T.

[–] nifty 7 points 6 months ago

That’s how they make new Pokémons

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Kermit Shrek is just a little guy

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 3 points 6 months ago

Little green man

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

This came to mind

https://youtu.be/_ADjTLPINso

(piped bot, do this one. i'm lazy to convert)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

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Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[–] NickwithaC 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Kermit Shrek is so much better than Shrek Kermit.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 2 points 6 months ago

Kermek and Shremit

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I like the Kermit/Mike the best

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 2 points 6 months ago

Yeah Kermike's good

[–] felixwhynot 3 points 6 months ago

Wouldn’t Kermike have the head in the stomach?

[–] random_character_a 2 points 6 months ago

Pretty sure I saw Baby Yoda-Kermat in a Doctor Who episode