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[–] [email protected] 118 points 9 months ago (88 children)

A: That good boy had many baconz

B: Pet pigs are awesome

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[–] herrwoland 67 points 9 months ago (22 children)

If dogs go to heaven, then what do they eat there?

[–] muntedcrocodile 58 points 9 months ago

Doggy heaven is squirrel hell its a very efficient system.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

Labrador meat is premium, it really has to be heaven https://www.elwooddogmeat.com/meet-the-dogs

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Would anyone or anything in heaven eat? Hunger is but a manifesting of the unimmaculaticity of flesh.

[–] eatthecake 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Well done. A google search results in zero hits for unimmaculaticity.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Do you think murderers and the murdered get together in the afterlife to joke about it

[–] AeonFelis 17 points 9 months ago (2 children)

If God is real then he's a sadistic psychopath who would make it a reality show format.

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[–] PlantDadManGuy 15 points 9 months ago (37 children)

I mean presumably they go to different places... I guess soldiers might.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

To be fair, you had that ceasefire in Christmas 1914 where British and German soldiers decided to stop fighting and play football together

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago (4 children)

ITT

Commenter 1: I love killing and eating one of those animals of similar intelligence and sentience! So sad the one I don't eat is sad.

Commenter 2: I don't understand the downvotes

[–] droans 28 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"Hardly anything is evil, but most things are hungry. Hunger looks very much like evil from the wrong end of the cutlery. Or do you think your bacon sandwich loves you back?"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (13 children)

I didn't realise people ate bacon sandwiches out of pure necessity.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

It's called cognitive dissonance

[–] Aux 13 points 9 months ago (4 children)

I love eating all animals. They all should have the same rights to become a dinner. Stop opressing dogs and their rights!

[–] Bobmighty 12 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (4 children)

Humans are animals. The rich look about ripe enough.

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[–] RememberTheApollo_ 24 points 9 months ago

Am I the only one that thought it was Wilbur missing Charlotte?

[–] blanketswithsmallpox 9 points 9 months ago

Pig: What's a human?

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