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[–] [email protected] 62 points 6 months ago (2 children)

If you resurrected Einstein and made him read this he would die again

[–] kautau 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

He would recant the theory of relativity, taking all the evidence with him, and then disappear into a wormhole

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 5 points 6 months ago

Nah man he’d giggle and ask for another hit from the bong.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 6 months ago

I hate everything about this. Well done.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 months ago (1 children)

This is like boomer humor, but for millenials. Dare I say, Millenial Humor.

[–] jaybone 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

So it skipped a whole generation.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 3 points 6 months ago

Whatever.

[–] dohpaz42 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)

They rewrote the Bible for gen z’ers. They should do the same for scientific papers. I still wouldn’t understand a word they say, but it’d be hilarious.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

They what? I'm already stunlocked on the first sentence.

[–] TheBat 7 points 6 months ago

God slid in Mary's dms

[–] Jackhammer_Joe 18 points 6 months ago

look how they massacred my boy

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago (3 children)

What’s the origin of the broccoli? Who decided children should look uniformly stupid again?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago

We trained them wrong as a joke.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Children will always choose the look that pisses off the old farts the most.

[–] amansman 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It is as it ever was.

[–] jaybone 2 points 6 months ago

Let the days go by.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

This just reminds me that E=mc^2 is only a part of the equation. The rest is left out for most people because the result of the remainder has a negligible effect on the result unless you're traveling at incredible speeds.

[–] gndagreborn 14 points 6 months ago

Honestly, albey looks pretty good with the mcfuckboy cut

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

The Rizz GOAT himself! :-P

[–] TheControlled 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I love these "annoying Gen Z" memes

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Can anyone from gen z refute this? You relate to this deeply don't you? It's OK. Embrace it. Perms are your friend. They don't betray you at all. Look how good you look.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

I fucking hate this and shall therefore subject my friends to this atrocity

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Gyatt does not play dice.

[–] SanndyTheManndy 1 points 6 months ago

what a terrible day to have eyes

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Dat hurr is hella doe

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I have no idea what language this is, but nevertheless I hate it.