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[–] moistclump 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Everythingispenguins 2 points 11 months ago

Then why is he buying Miller Lite.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Is there a signature? Because otherwise it's totally fake

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Of cause! Without a date, the dog could be 22 by now, or even 23 from all we know!!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Can a business transact with an animal?

If a crow puts a toonie in a vending machine, and manages to buy chips does it legally own the chips? Or can an agent of the business that runs the vending machine confiscate them and keep the money?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I don't think animals have that many rights. I can steal from a crow and the only thing I would need to worry about is a vindictive crow.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Or multiple vindictive crows.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Great, now I gotta be Counting Crows while I'm Hanging Around? Man... It's gonna be a Long December for Mr. Jones.

[–] Everythingispenguins 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I have never been able to steal from a cow. The other way round though...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The typo makes this even funnier. Damn thieving bovines!

[–] Everythingispenguins 1 points 11 months ago

That is what I get for typing on 4 hours of sleep

[–] Mango 3 points 11 months ago

I now have a great desire to find and train crows to buy stuff from vending machines to challenge the law with whatever nonsense they'll come at the crows with.

[–] Everythingispenguins 1 points 11 months ago

Hey always be selling, it doesn't matter who they are if they got the money and want to buy.

[–] HootinNHollerin 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Philoso Raptor ponderings

[–] Dasus 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Laughs in European canine (our doggos only need to be 18)

[–] NOT_RICK 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Works out the same in dog years 😂

[–] Dasus 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

An online calculator (idk the formula they use they're all rather silly) says that on a golden retriever, 18 would be 131 in dog years (and it doesn't even do 21, saying the inputted value for the dog's age must be between 1-20 years) and 21 would be ~150 (20 is 145).

[–] NOT_RICK 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I meant the other way around. A two year old dog is “14” and a three year old dog is “21” if you go by 1 human year=7 dog years formula. Definitely silly though

[–] Dasus 3 points 11 months ago

Right.

That's a whole 5 months of chasing bitches though. That's long.

[–] HootinNHollerin 7 points 11 months ago

Sovereign Citizen ID

[–] HootinNHollerin 3 points 11 months ago

I wanna party with him

[–] FlyingSquid 3 points 11 months ago

I wish I had a dog that made it to 21. :(

[–] Tillyrblue 3 points 11 months ago

Ron Swanson’s dog

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago