this post was submitted on 06 Mar 2024
89 points (94.1% liked)

Dad Jokes

15624 readers
214 users here now

Description

This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

Rules

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
top 5 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

And all the potatoes have eyes.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

And the beanstalk

[–] SpaceNoodle 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I never feel ignored on a farm; the corn is all ears.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

There's certainly a kernel of truth to that

[–] udon 1 points 8 months ago

What about acorn?