if you hand me my glasses like that i’m going to cry
and if you touch my guitar like that you’re going to die
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You're fine with the orange juice and camera?
Hmm, hand flavoured juice.
That was just water, the color is from their fingernails.
Out of all the things you could've said, you chose to say that.
Out of all the things, you chose
I did not choose to keep that in my memory
Out of all the things you could have chosen to say, and you decided that. I hope you stub your little toe twice today.
How else do you think Jesus made wine from water? It's all fingernail gunk.
"Here, have some orange hand juice! Tastes finger lickin' good!"
you have a point, those are equally disgusting
The third image reminds me of the following wise words:
“Always carry a microfiber cloth with you“ -Steve Jobs
Soft paper tissues work just as well in my one year experience of owning glasses.
I always feel like I’ll end up scratching them with paper tissues lol
That's what I thought too, but I used the super soft ones and surprisingly they work super well.
Oh damn will definitely try it out…after I recover from this trauma you have caused my brain 🤣 ugh the juice makes me so uncomfortable
You're welcome 😁
What? How could you ever scratch glass with paper? Is paper ewtraordinary rough where you live? Where I read paper I have to imagine soft and delicate paper
Hahaha. Some tissue paper has textures on it. I meant that could scratch it.
I always carry my shirt with me
Personally I always carry my shirt ON me, but you do you, I guess 🤷
“Don’t forget to bring a towel” -Towelie
If someone did that to my guitar I would punch them
Pic 1 is a bit of a stretch. You'd have to be highly regarded to grab a glass like that
Highly regarded like the mayor? Like a pillar of the business community? Like Ke$ha?
kesha could survive the public backlash for the glass
I mean, she hasn't been tarred, feathered and deported for her music yet, so probably 🤷
It's true, I was at a gala dinner and saw Sir David Attenborough pass a glass of orange juice just like that and nobody batted an eye.
That is hard to look at.
Hands knife back blade first
Fun fact: amongst olden European nobility, handing someone a knife with the handle first meant that you wanted them to use it to kill themselves. Then again, they didn't actually hand each other knives that often afaik 🤷
I am often a victim of number 3, especially, with my young kids around :(
💀
It makes me feel uncomfortable
Are pic 2 and 3 not the same? Don't touch the lenses
You're haha on it because it's funny, but a couple weeks ago my friend gave me an empty glass like on the first picture for sure, and he was totally fine.
Sweet Jesus 😬😬😬😱
dear god
It's true, I was at a gala dinner and saw Sir David Attenborough pass an glass of orange juice just like that and nobody batted an eye.
New fear unlocked
This just feels wrong
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