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if you hand me my glasses like that i’m going to cry
and if you touch my guitar like that you’re going to die
You're fine with the orange juice and camera?
Hmm, hand flavoured juice.
That was just water, the color is from their fingernails.
Out of all the things you could've said, you chose to say that.
Out of all the things, you chose
I did not choose to keep that in my memory
Out of all the things you could have chosen to say, and you decided that. I hope you stub your little toe twice today.
How else do you think Jesus made wine from water? It's all fingernail gunk.
"Here, have some orange hand juice! Tastes finger lickin' good!"
you have a point, those are equally disgusting