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[–] [email protected] 207 points 10 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 52 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)
Hark! An SSL error, a tempest 'pon our web,
Wherein secure connection falters, doth ebb.
Aye, 'tis a quandary, a breach of secure bond,
Thus, a web of trust, alas, beyond respond.
In cryptic seas, where code and cipher dance,
An error doth arise, denying safe romance.
Oh, noble server, fraught with digital woe,
Thy encryption falters, aye, laid low.
Let us mend this rift, this breach, anon,
And restore the web to its rightful throne."

Lord ChatGPT of Someshire

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

but it's not in blank verse?

[–] [email protected] 42 points 10 months ago

Both are so stupid and I still chuckle every time I see those.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

I literally just posted this in [email protected] because they had the same energy so I ~~found it on the original Reddit post~~ remembered this one too. Great minds think alike?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn't work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: [email protected]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

That's amazing lol

Great minds indeed

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

I'm pretty sure Shakespeare was plagiarizing Oscar Wilde there.

[–] [email protected] 77 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I believe it was Benjamin Franklin who said “You have reached the end of your membership at Benjamin-Franklin-Quotes.com”

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

Such a wise man

[–] Anticorp 37 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Flash has been dead for 8 years! How old is this screenshot?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I think it dates back to one of the first iPad models, back when Flash was still popular on computers.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Wisdom of the ancients, from the late Flash era.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What is dead may never die.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

We do not sow

[–] Anticorp 2 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 30 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Shamelessly stolen from a Reddit post that made me laugh when I randomly remembered it today. Figured it was worth reposting to Lemmy if I laughed upon remembering it and not just upon first sight.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

Great, now I've got tea on my sweater...

This really caught me by surprise.

[–] samus12345 17 points 10 months ago
[–] DogWater 7 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago