this post was submitted on 22 Feb 2024
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This is a community for designs specifically crafted to make the experience worse for the user. This can be due to greed, apathy, laziness or just downright scumbaggery.

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[–] [email protected] 112 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Works as intended.

The enshittification continues.

[–] ITypeWithMyDick 39 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

No it didn't, he waited the entire length of 30 seconds. They need to crank that up to 30 minutes!

"Opt out please"

NO OPT OUT, FUCK YOU!

[–] cosmicrookie 29 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"We will notify you by letter when your request to block cookies has gone through and been validated by our manager"

[–] LazaroFilm 29 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Please enter your name and shipping address so we can send you the opt-out letter receipt.

*you address may be sold to information brokers.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

Be realistic. They would just go full gym membership level.

Opt in, single click instant.
Opt out, signed certified hand-delivered notarised letter requesting opt out. Please allow 260 working days to process.

[–] Anticorp 76 points 8 months ago (1 children)

They're lying. They are such awful people that they forced some engineer to make a fake progress tracker, and introduce a timeout to the script to waste your time for opting out. My guess is that they're hoping next time they "forget" your preferences and present you with the same choice, you'll decide not to waste time with the opt out and just accept everything. Scumbag managers.

[–] Tyfud 36 points 8 months ago (1 children)

One hundred percent this. Source, am lifelong engineer.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

If it were a really major site I’d say it’s polling an event log for confirmation from all the other subscribing services that they’ve processed the removal request.

But this is some local TV station’s website so that doesn’t make sense unless they’ve massively over engineered it.

[–] cosmicrookie 45 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Oh yeah those cookie prompts are like mini-games to access the content. Some on them, you can't even win!

[–] Speculater 26 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"Accept all" or "Click away to a totally different page, select a bunch of items, confirm. Get directed to the homepage which is not where you wanted to be."

Back button

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I've got a suite of plugins that make this essentially anon-issue for me... My browser blocks tracking cookies, and sandboxes by domain

But still, when I see this screen 50/50 if I immediately hit back on principle

[–] [email protected] 37 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (5 children)

I don't think they're allowed to do these fake loading screens in the EU

PS: in the settings of uBlock Origin, you can select a cookie banner blocker. This gets rid of 99.99% of cookie banners ✨ (there're also options against newsletter boxes).
9 of 10 hacker kittens recommend this 🌸😸

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago (2 children)

There's loads of cookie-related things that aren't allowed in the EU, it's a shame nobody really seems to be doing anything about it. I still see non-compliant cookie consent screens all the time here, even on bigger, more well-known websites.

[–] GoosLife 3 points 8 months ago

You should report those, because I guarantee that someone is doing something about it.

Keep in mind that companies outside of the EU that don't reasonably expect to have many visitors from the EU, if at all, might not be held to the same standards as websites that obviously operate in the be EU. We aren't the police of the internet, we can only tell EU countries what to do, so if you browse the American internet for example, you can't expect to have the same level of privacy as the European web.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Have you reported those websites to the appropriate authorities? They’re probably relying on citizen reports to detect violations.

[–] afunkysongaday 23 points 8 months ago (1 children)

No idea if it's allowed but I got that exact same popup in Europe.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

Maybe it's real then. Maybe the code is just that trash

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

Cookie banners that block most of the page also not allowed, but regulations are not enforced, and companies always find loopholes to block their content with annoying cookies banners

[–] cosmicrookie 2 points 8 months ago

I've at least experienced them in EU. I don't know if the site was outside of EU but that should not really matter

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Yea but from time to time, it’ll just break the entire site. I had a case where for some reason one of the ublock filters removed divs named "privacy" so the whole privacy policy page dissapeared. Happened on a website I was developing and didn’t understand what was happening.

I think I had this happen on tuta's website as well

[–] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago (1 children)

In the EU you can just block those popups, they waste so much time and are opt-in by law. Not in the wild west though...

[–] brlemworld 0 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If you block them in America it's illegal probably

[–] Anticorp 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Actually: straight to jail

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

There are no laws in America, only cops.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago

Yeah - I avoid every website, as soon as I see the "powered by TrustArc™" text...

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago

Android, Firefox, uBlock Origin. You can pick elements and block them just like you can on the desktop.

[–] gedaliyah 9 points 8 months ago

Did you really think that they could somehow send you the zero required file instantaneously?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

I was disgusted and angry the first time (and the second time) I saw that dark pattern. Uhg!

This site tracks these kinds of evils.

[–] Mr_Blott 5 points 8 months ago

That wouldn't be a first for me, it's just the last time I'll ever use their shitty website

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

just use fire fox and click the botton on the link that turns the article into just markdown

[–] exhaust_fan 3 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Can you please elaborate? Where on the link is this button?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

its on firefox on the link

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Much like Instapaper, but now a browser function.

[–] Thcdenton 4 points 8 months ago

Ekill extention might do the trick