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[–] [email protected] 71 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Where and what is this usually?

[–] ritswd 108 points 2 years ago (4 children)

https://www.thespherevegas.com/

My guess is the blue screen picture is fake, but it’s still pretty funny.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Only a matter of time before somebody hacks this and starts playing porn for the whole city.

[–] TurretCorruption 31 points 2 years ago

I feel like the popilation of vegas would respond to that much more positively than the italian senate.

[–] Crackhappy 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's fine. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

Except STDs. :(

[–] Confuzzeled 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The largest gaping anus in the whole world.

[–] HappycamperNZ 5 points 2 years ago

We should use the guy from interestingasfuck on reddit

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I'm picturing a meatspin around the vertical axis.

[–] danc4498 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Directed by Darren Aronofsky? Weird as shit.

[–] ritswd 4 points 2 years ago

I hadn’t even noticed that. Yeah, weird idea…

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] ritswd 9 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Yeah, it’s amazing how much of a pass Vegas gets about the complete lack of sustainability. Like, for instance, I don’t know, having tons of thirsty tourists and gigantic pools in the middle of a freaking desert! Kinda nuts…

[–] jumperalex 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] ritswd 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Thanks for that, I definitely learned some. I’m not surprised that it takes some smart thinking to get this to even be remotely possible, and it’s interesting to read what smart thinking goes into it. I was at Lake Mead recently, and it was impressive to be explained how much it had receded over the past few years, and how much of a strain on it Vegas keeps putting despite the mitigation. I wonder how long before it just runs out, if it does; and what happens next.

[–] jumperalex 1 points 2 years ago

Yeah it's painful seeing how low it is. I lived there back in '99 which meant I also got to drive/ride over the damn itself. Good times.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I think water-wise are LA and especially Phoenix much worse than Vegas.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The US has terrible land management in general. You build these huge sprawling cities made of low density suburbs, both wasting productive farmland in the east and isolated in the middle of the desert in the west. It's all completely nuts.

[–] ritswd 2 points 2 years ago

I grew up in Europe, and the major difference with Europe is that there is almost no scarcity of productive farmland almost anywhere in the US. Besides in desert areas, you’re always a reasonably drivable distance away from very cheap and vast farmland. It wouldn’t make sense to optimize for a resource that is so far from being scarce. Basically, we mostly build with low density, because, well, we can afford it in resources, and it’s nicer, so why not.

That includes the west, there is also a massive amount of productive farmland in the west. California is actually the number one US state in agricultural revenue.

Most cities developed in the desert are not particularly impressive, just because of the lack of resources indeed. Albuquerque is half a million people. Reno is half of that. That’s tiny as far as North American cities go. In general, it doesn’t make sense to build too ambitiously around there indeed.

… well, except Las Vegas. Las Vegas I can’t make sense of. That place just makes no sense to exist.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

@biddy @ritswd

Part of the issue is that it is illegal to build high density outside of redlined areas.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago

Damn, that's going to be worth a lot of shower piss, that's for sure!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It’s the Las Vegas sphere that I think recently opened. From what I can see, there’s a stage and seating inside it for events.

https://youtu.be/wKCY1Ph7T0k

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

DEFCON's going to be great this year

[–] weirdly_austin 41 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I litterly built that place, we erected the steel. I did my job, don't know about the electricians though 😂😂😂

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

That wouldn't be an electrician's fault. This is an error in windows. Realistically it would prob be the fault of some unknown programmer

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Sorry, but you can't know that. A bluescreen is often caused by hardware errors, like faulty RAM modules and so on. In theory this could absolutely be caused by an unstable energy supply that could be the fault of an electrician. I am not saying that this is likely, but we cannot know.

[–] weirdly_austin 7 points 2 years ago

Eh, I just wanted to poke at the electricians. No hate, just fun!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is this a shoop or did this actually happen?

[–] Zerfallen 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Definitely fake. Funny idea though.

[–] marcar 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This is the blue orb of death, very different

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

I assume this is fake, but still very funny.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

🔔

Leave me alone!

[–] jelloeater85 4 points 2 years ago
[–] croobat 3 points 2 years ago

We are truly living the most boring dystopia.

[–] oolio 12 points 2 years ago

That orb desevers some pondering.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Blueballing

[–] Asudox 7 points 2 years ago

I am having a hard time reasoning why companies use windows for such things. Sure it's convenient and has a great (size, not that the economy is good) economy. But the OS is bs when it comes to stability.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

God I hate Windows

[–] Daniikk1012 4 points 2 years ago

What is this? Did they remake the sphere from Expo 2017, but in Vegas?

[–] capt_wolf 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

My lifetime goal has been to speed run Super Metroid on the biggest screens possible... So far, I'm up to 12' x 20'. Anybody want to hook me up

[–] ch00f 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Shit, we’d better get IT out to Neptune fast. Who knows what having an unresponsive planet will do to the solar system?

[–] Letto 1 points 2 years ago

This looks like it would make a hilarious Akira edit