This is boomer tier humor. Real "golf good wife bad" garbage lol.

Why buy a t-shirt when you can share the meme online for free?

Wow, 80% against. I never knew this data existed. I'd love to see the study.

It's true, but it's also super cringy to print an entire novel on a tshirt

See a woman with this shirt

Squint and stare intently at her chest

Put on glasses

Continue staring at her chest

I have dyslexia

As a guy, I don't think I'd consider marrying a woman that even owns that shit, even if she had a great personality and aestheticly pleasing body. My wife would probably be pretty angry if I did.

ETA: The shirt is a bit verbose but a good turnabout on the shitty, sexist boomer humor original.

That's a lot of text for a fuckin shirt yo

Yup that’s what happens when morons marry to get laid.

There is more to a relationship then having sex.

“Good thing your chest is flat enough for me to read that whole thing.”

I'll take "completely made up data" for $300, Alex.

I mean, if you honestly believe the only reason to get married (whether your a man or a woman) is for the sex, then I fully support your decision to avoid it.

Can confirm. Sausage is little.

I don't even know what's the point of that thing

Putting aside the weirdness of human relationships this implies, I can't get over the idea that women are stealing in at the dead of night, killing a whole pig, and they taking like a very small amount of meat to make a sausage. Like you can absolutely milk a cow and it will have more milk, this feels like a completely different level.

This is desperate cringe.

Women talk shit until they need something off the top shelf.

This shirt needs subway surfers footage in the corner.

This sounds like good news for both parties. I'm happy these people are in agreement!

Meme: For all those men who say “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?” Here’s an update for you. Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage…”

People ITT: That’s a crazy amount of text to read, on a shirt? Really, that’s so much. It’s crazy someone would put so much text on a shirt. It’s like a novel, you know? So much text. Also 80%? yeah that can’t be right because women need men! omg women so crazy. Put all this text on a shirt because they think someone’s going to read it. They aren’t going to read it, there’s just so much text! Right guys?! I know.. it’s a lot of text. Crazy someone would read all this text, let alone on a shirt. Like no one is really going to take the time to read all of the text, you know? It’s just .. women crazy you know? Lol. So much text no one gonna read it.. (continues for another 7 pages)

Imagine writing all of that on a shirt lmao