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[–] [email protected] 125 points 10 months ago

For once, this is a form that does what sovcit thinks it does, fill it in and you will no longer have a driving license.

What happens next will surprise them, but the form does work.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I mean, they're half right, I do save a lot of money by not having to pay for all those car-related things, and don't have a license either... all they have to do is not have a car. I suspect they won't like that little condition but if they go driving around like this the state might just help them try it out.

[–] Mantis_Toboggan 45 points 10 months ago (3 children)

They know it’s a money pit, yet necessary to participate in society. It’s like they almost see the problem with that, but instead try to conjure up Bird-Law to be exempt from these costs.

PS: Bird-Law doesn’t work like that!

[–] Municipal0379 16 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Bird law isn’t real because BIRDS ARENT REAL!!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

The government would like to know your location

[–] Mantis_Toboggan 3 points 10 months ago

That what they want ya to think!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

Whoa whoa dude, are you even versed in bird lawyerings? Otherwise add ianabl to your post, so people know to take your worthless WORDS under cooperation, alright?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

A. I challenge you to a duel.

B. I accept.

A. Waitaminute.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 8 points 10 months ago

This one has cardboard license plates with stick on letters lol.

[–] runjun 34 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's the script that follows the script, obviously.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Well, it’s technically the script that follows the post script so…a small mental back handspring and you can justify “PSS”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Well the script that follows the script that follows the script would have to be the "post post script script script"...... obviously.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Ha I didn't even catch that! I thought they were trying to make the whispering sound.

[–] Masamune 1 points 10 months ago

Post Script Second-try

[–] Municipal0379 28 points 10 months ago (2 children)

You don’t have smog testing in Nebraska…..

[–] ohlaph 21 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

There are only like 12 people in Nebraska.

[–] Wogi 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

If all 8 of us could read we'd be very offended by this

[–] Municipal0379 4 points 10 months ago

N stands for knowledge!

[–] ohlaph 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What is that is that stacked circle symbol?

[–] Wogi 3 points 10 months ago

That's a couple a corn circles. That's how you know aliens was here

[–] DrQuickbeam 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

How ya gonna deal with that smog problem then?

[–] Wogi 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

We have lots of problems. Smog is thankfully not among them.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

the stench from the stockyards will get you before smog would anyway.

[–] surewhynotlem 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I think he might be trolling them.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Idk she has license plates made of cardboard and stick on letters.

[–] surewhynotlem 3 points 10 months ago

Yikes. Yeah, that's wacky.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

my brother was there (ne) for a couple years (usaf), just had a piece of cardboard in the back window with 'in transit' the whole time he was there.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting

[–] surewhynotlem 2 points 10 months ago

Oh totally. It's still valid to be here.