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[–] hactar42 79 points 9 months ago (2 children)

One of the favorite stories is about the first time I took my wife to England. She majored in British literature in college and is the type of person who reads Shakespeare for fun, and can even read and speaks middle English. I worked and traveled to England a few times a year and had lived there in my early 20s, before we met.

For our fifth anniversary I took her to England. It was her first time ever leaving the US. In fact the first time she left the southern US.

We're standing at the curb at Gatwick waiting for a cab and there are two guys behind us talking. My wife leans over and whispers, "what language are they speaking?"

I just started laughing, and explained they were speaking English, they are just Scottish. All that book learning and studying of the language couldn't prepare her for the Scottish accent.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Does she have a southern US accent? Middle English in a southern drawl sounds fun.

[–] hactar42 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That would be awesome, but her accent is not that strong. She grew up in the suburb.

[–] suction 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Awesome, how was meeting Tom Hanks in The 'Burbs?

[–] hactar42 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

He seemed nice until he blew up my basement

[–] suction 2 points 9 months ago

Haven’t heard that euphemism for reproductive organs yet, and yes Mr Hanks is known for doing that!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Interestingly, linguists believe that the way people spoke in Shakespeare's time was similar to how people speak on some islands off the cost of the Carolinas in the US South.

I mean the English language didn't stay static in England and only changed in other parts of the world. Accents changed in England just as they changed elsewhere. And depending on where in the South someone is from it may actually be more accurate to be speaking older forms of English in those accents rather than in any of the modern English accent.

As odd as it may seem to hear someone read Shakespeare in s US Southern accent, it's likely a closer approximation to how it sounded in Shakespeare's time than someone saying it with a posh English accent.

TL;DR, You've not experienced Shakespeare until you have heard it in the original Southern drawl.

[–] gmtom 3 points 9 months ago

linguists believe that the way people spoke in Shakespeare's time was similar to how people speak on some islands off the cost of the Carolinas in the US South.

This is one of those things you hear on the internet all the time that has no real truth behind it. This story was based on 1 paper written by a guy with no expertise is shakesperian English and has been supersceded by much better researched ideas on what Shakespeare sounded like.

Ben Crystal is probably the best source as to what Shakespeare actually sounded like and its far more west country than American

https://youtu.be/qYiYd9RcK5M?si=X_QEH4PExwxzyrVq

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

You know, now that you say that I recall hearing something to that effect previously! Now I extra have to hear it! Haha

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Up the ante - walk into a Scotsman with a thick Glaswegian accent.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Oh good, an excuse to share one of my favorite videos:

https://youtu.be/_FSWlfcg6oA

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Thought it was gonna be this skit from limmys show haha. That one broke my brain until I binged the show and acquired a passive understanding of glaswegian

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I've watched Limmy's show so much, I can even understand the old guy in a pub skits

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Now we're talking, but it's still a video game set on average difficulty. It can be hecks worse, trust me. ^^

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[–] Blaster_M 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I burst out laughing watching this. Reminded me of how my British wife "warned" me about folks' accent back when I first met her family in rural England.

Honey, I understand them perfectly fine. Won't you be worrying, love?

:D

[–] cosmicrookie 5 points 9 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Lol, that's really sweet. But imagine that specific MP to be the first boss in a very lengthy and challenging video game. ^^

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Tory MP's kinda are but the game is Life

[–] cosmicrookie 2 points 9 months ago

I'd put subtitles on for sure!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I could understand the first guy, but had to look up "antipodean".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I could hear what he was saying but he was talking quite fast which makes it harder to understand.

[–] shneancy 2 points 9 months ago

Glaswegian is medium difficulty, try Dundee

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Then they meet an Irishman speaking at full speed

[–] Stamets 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Or someone from Cape Breton

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

O fuck that was a rough episode of letterkenny when they had some Newfies on it.

[–] Button777777 2 points 9 months ago

Well to be fair

[–] adam_y 14 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Scots is a language technically distinct from English.

the wiki entry

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They mean English spoken with a Scottish accent

[–] adam_y 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ay, I know... But it's frequent that folk are ignorant about the language spoken here. It's not strictly English.

If you'd checked out the link you'd see that it sounds like English a lot of the time, but is its own distinct branch, not just including the pronunciation but the words too.

I'm not talking about Gaelic here, but the the sort of English where you can call someone a fud whilst smiling at them because they don't know what it means.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What I meant is that you replied directly to the meme but the meme is specifically about someone speaking English with a Scottish accent so saying "Scots is a different language" doesn't make much sense in this context.

If you had said "Some people don't realize it but there's a language specific to Scotland that isn't English with a Scottish accent" then that would have made more sense.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Is Auld Lang Syne an example of this?

[–] raef 1 points 9 months ago

But most people are talking about Scottish English

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

All the accents from the UK and southern Ireland are made up. Australia and New Zealand are also faking it.

How do I know this? Tom Holland has done so many characters without that speech impairment that he lost it.

So now the "accent" he speaks with in interviews is fake now.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Side question: how old is Tom Holland going to have to be, before I can look at him and see something other than a fetus?

He just looks too young to be anything. He comes on screen, talking about adult problems that his character is having, and I just can't make myself take it seriously. My brain just goes "THIS IS A CHILD. THIS IS A CHILD. THIS IS A CHILD. THIS IS A CHILD," and I can't pay attention to anything that's going on in the movie.

Everyone else goes on about what a great actor he is, but I wasn't able to concentrate on any of that. I was just unable to notice anything apart from how he looks like a child.

Is it just something about his face? Is he going to look like that, all his life? Am I alone in this situation?

For what it's worth, Timothée Chalamet has the exact same problem, in my brain. In fact, I'm sure I would get a bunch of their roles confused between the two of them, if I went to write them down without googling anything.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If I can clearly understand Limmy from Limmy's Show would I be able to get by traveling in Scotland?

[–] Mr_Blott 5 points 9 months ago

Aye until you got to Doric land and Aberdeen

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

“Benendndneebawjdbdya ejdjfjhsbe zmxjsuwhhd”

“I’m sorry I don’t speak Welsh”

“I’m speaking English you dick”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago
[–] Anticorp 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Why is Luke a ghost? Luke died? Spoilers!

[–] RightHandOfIkaros 2 points 9 months ago

Its fine, it's a fan-fiction film.

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