did you know: the smallest specie of frog is called "pumpkin toadlet"(its a frog trust me). It is so small that it cant adjust itself mid-jump. This is because their semicircular ear canals is so small that it cant understand where the ground is and where to turn to not crash head-first into a rock. Their bones also glow

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I wanna be F R O G

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Roll a d20 to determine if you're friend or food...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Or HT:
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/enfuturama/images/0/0b/Hypnotoad.gif/revision/latest?cb=20120516174032

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