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[–] PeterPoopshit 72 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I can't afford a kid which is why I do condoms, birth control and anime to achieve 298% effectiveness. Every time I coom, there is a 1 in 3 chance someone's baby will spontaneously despawn from existence.

[–] nifty 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

As long as your girlfriend/boyfriend isn't pre-op trans.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

well then you just gotta be trans too

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No? They can still identify as a man.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

What I'm saying is two trans people of the same gender/same asab can be gay, and thus for each of them their partner is trans but they won't be able to get pregnant

[–] Cannibal_MoshpitV3 19 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] bruhduh 23 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Ohio go sigh mass!

[–] NotMelon 19 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Antibabypille. Deutsch ist am besten Sprache in der Welt.

[–] Vrtrx 9 points 9 months ago

Don't wanna be that guy but I'm a German so I have to ruin the fun: We don't call it "Antibabypille". "die Pille" is what most people just call it

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Genau. Aber die Deutsche Sprache ist ein sehr strenge Sprache.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Still can’t compete with English word order strictness.

[–] Ignisnex 2 points 9 months ago

Matters little, word order does.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Condoms aren't 99% effective as contraception even if you use them perfectly, which most people don't.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

How would you know? Have you ever seen truly perfect condom use? A flawless prophylactic performance! It is a thing of beauty.

[–] superduperenigma 30 points 9 months ago

πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ

... Are you... Offering... To demonstrate?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

If you fill them with water and throw them at the person trying to have sex with you they're 100%.

[–] zerog_bandit 8 points 9 months ago

Skyrim NSFW mods: am I a joke to you?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Virginity Control Effectiveness