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[–] [email protected] 44 points 10 months ago (4 children)

I feel like too many people take being corrected like this as a sign that I'm trying to be condescending when, to me, it's a simple courtesy I hope other people extend to me as well when I mess up.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

A lot of people correct others not out of courtesy. Maybe this mom has been burned too many times before.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

To be fair, sometimes the timing of correcting someone can play a role. Waiting to correct a spelling error until after the main point has been discussed is usually best, otherwise it can be perceived as condescending.

Whether that was the case in OP's message or not I cannot tell from the bit we have.

[–] Today 2 points 6 months ago

Moms get a pass.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The human brain really fuckin hates being wrong. To the point it will create false memories to prove it's right. This is a recorded psychological phenomenon.

[–] IzzyScissor 2 points 10 months ago

Yep. Humans arent rational creatures. We're rationalizing creatures. We don't actually think critically. Instead, we just convince ourselves that we do.

[–] voracitude 19 points 10 months ago

And now I'm teaching you to spell. It's the ciiiiiiiiiiircle of liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife

[–] MrJameGumb 16 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I talked to a customer the other day at work who kept saying he'd connected his phone to the "wee fee".

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I've been in IT over 20 years and I say "wee fee."

[–] Skuldug 26 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Eee Tee Guee

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm sure that this authoritative video agrees but I'm at work so can't play it out loud.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mdq1wZMwsdw

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

That's not how English works, because fuck you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I'm surprised he was able to attach his phone to the turnstile at a train station's bathroom. :)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I just had a conversation with my mom where she brought up the spoon thing when I complained I'm just here free IT guy. I told her "yeah, but i fucking learned. That either means I'm way smarter than you or you're just an old dog that can't learn new tricks".

[–] citrusface 5 points 10 months ago (3 children)

She's your fucking mom dude.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

In Germany we have a saying

"Alter schützt vor Torheit nicht"

Translated: Age (or expetience from age) doesnt save you from being a moron.

[–] Carighan 8 points 10 months ago

Can confirm. Am old. Am also a moron.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And? You don't know me, my mom, or our relationship. This could have been a situation where my mom is a narcisistic horrible person, or it could have been a situation where my mom and I are giving each other a hard time and cracking jokes. Both of these make my response perfectly reasonable.

If you must know this was all in good fun. She thought my joke was funny. I frequently talk to her like this and she laughs. Litterally half an hour later she was so thankful I was such a great kid to raise among other things.

[–] citrusface 5 points 10 months ago

Fair - it was late and I was tired and over reacted - carry on. I am the asshole here everyone, thank you.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

And? I've heard more stories about entitled mothers than should exist.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

"How is that relevant to the topic at hand?"

[–] Randelung 2 points 10 months ago

the student becomes the teacher. knowing how to use a spoon does in fact not translate to every other skill.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I love the conspiracy lady who tells everyone that Bill Gates wants you to get vaccinated because he wants you to eat the meat grown in a Peach tree dish

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

My mom likes to say "you wouldn't know what ___ is if it weren't for me!" Whenever this happens

[–] unreachable -1 points 10 months ago