before tip
what the actual fuck
this post was submitted on 04 Feb 2024
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You don't tip your landlord?
I will burn this down. Absolutely everything!
Do it!
In feudal times it was common for the Lord of the land to give money to the people living there.
When the landlord says "just the tip" that's not what that alluding to
Probably owns funko pops too.
Before making another comment being shocked by the same:
before tip
Before the actual fucking what? Who tips landlords? Is that a thing somewhere on this weird earth?
it's been a running internet joke for about 3 years now.
Oh okay. I'm relieved. But nowadays you can't be sure if such things are sarcasm, satire or just reality.
Yeah, that's not happening. Not nearly as fun as tipping cows.
Just be careful not push too hard and tip over too or you may fall onto manure
(besides the jokes, for those who wonder about the image:
A guy, John Jones, 26, died like this in "Nutty Putty Cave"
Makes a depressing read)
Honestly - I get a tiny jolt of claustrophobia every time I see this image.
Depressing and also nightmare fuel for anyone with an ounce of claustrophobia.
What an awful way to go.
Ok but what if I'm only gonna stay there for 24 hours then die? Do I still have to pay for the whole month?