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Head injury (lemmy.world)
submitted 10 months ago by themaninblack to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 111 points 10 months ago (6 children)

I do find the situation hilarious but "forged" isn’t the term I would use for faking an injury.

[–] [email protected] 100 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Man obtains counterfeit head injury

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Man duplicates a head injury.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Authenticity of man's head injury in dispute

[–] MegaUltraChicken 28 points 10 months ago (2 children)

You wouldn't download a head injury.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He downloaded it from TheHeadInjuryBay.to

[–] Grimy 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If you can't own a head injury, you can't steal it

[–] blanketswithsmallpox 7 points 10 months ago

You wouldn't STEAL a head injury using Surfshark to make sure Spectrum doesn't know you're TBI'ing!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

As long as I have a good antivirus I would.

[–] hydrospanner 4 points 10 months ago

Wouldn't want to catch a head cold.

[–] Anticorp 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Man pirates medical record

[–] uis 3 points 10 months ago

I pirated my own medisal record. It was easy. All I had to do is show passport and wait few days.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Man illegally obtains head injury

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Man downloads a head injury

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

You wouldn't download a head injury.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 10 months ago

Feign

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

he used a hammer, anvil, and torch to make a head injury...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Donald trumpet had the other word copyrighted..

[–] kn33 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like a British thing

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Would have said feigned

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Yeah, not unless the medical forms were forged.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago

Not a meme.

[–] killeronthecorner 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Chad

[–] RedditRefugee69 6 points 10 months ago

Genius right?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

A colleague of mine in a previous job had to take a month or so off because he'd banged his head and suffered a concussion, after which he walked home, refusing to go to hospital, and slept it off. He was among the most arrogant pricks I've ever come across. I'd tell people about him and call him "the pigeon" because he was so stupid but he strutted about with his chest out like he knew it all. I'd always felt a bit guilty for thinking he was stupid after his concussion, but one day it turned out a friend of mine had worked with him years ago, and no, he's always been like that. I suppose that he slept it off should've clarified it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Linus Torvalds but the other way around

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Linus cures head wounds?

[–] voracitude 10 points 10 months ago

From everything I've read and heard, Linus cures head wounds in reverse.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Fake head wounds

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Ah, the old phineas gage story

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Fuccitas this, i'm listening to a song i did when i saw this post a few month ago and the meme before is similar to the other, a very heavy deja vù moment

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

shitty coworkers suck. they make work worse for the same pay. not to mention rising cost of living and static wages.
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