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Head injury (lemmy.world)

submitted 10 months ago by themaninblack to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 111 points 10 months ago (6 children)

I do find the situation hilarious but "forged" isn’t the term I would use for faking an injury.

[–] [email protected] 100 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Man obtains counterfeit head injury

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Man duplicates a head injury.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Authenticity of man's head injury in dispute

[–] MegaUltraChicken 28 points 10 months ago (2 children)

You wouldn't download a head injury.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He downloaded it from TheHeadInjuryBay.to

[–] Grimy 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If you can't own a head injury, you can't steal it

[–] blanketswithsmallpox 7 points 10 months ago

You wouldn't STEAL a head injury using Surfshark to make sure Spectrum doesn't know you're TBI'ing!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

As long as I have a good antivirus I would.

[–] hydrospanner 4 points 10 months ago

Wouldn't want to catch a head cold.

[–] Anticorp 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Man pirates medical record

[–] uis 3 points 10 months ago

I pirated my own medisal record. It was easy. All I had to do is show passport and wait few days.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Man illegally obtains head injury

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Man downloads a head injury

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

You wouldn't download a head injury.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 10 months ago

Feign

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

he used a hammer, anvil, and torch to make a head injury...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Donald trumpet had the other word copyrighted..

[–] kn33 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like a British thing

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Would have said feigned

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Yeah, not unless the medical forms were forged.